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: Pod Loser Ep. 2, Space Space, a mixtape.

: Pop Loser Vol. 1 No. 9 VOL 1, NO 9 ☆ Pod Loser. / Love, a mixtape. (I’m gonna make more of these. Here’s the podcast …

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: Pod Loser Ep. 1, Love Love, a mixtape.

: Pop Loser 01.08 VOL 1, NO 8 ☆ Art fool confidential. / The story of the very real and authenticated Basquiats found …

: Pop Loser 01.07 VOL 1, NO 7 ☆ ⇨

: Pop Loser 01.06 VOL 1, NO 6 ☆ Apopalyptic. / 📚 That scathing Elon Musk review everyone is sharing. ❝What is a book, …

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: Pop Loser 01.05 VOL 1, NO 5 ☆ 📰 The only way to save journalism is public funding. ❝‘Creative destruction,’ so …

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: Pop Loser 01.04 VOL 1, NO 4 ☆ Artificial inelegance. / Do androids dream of a sociology final about to begin even …

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: Pop Loser 01.03 VOL 1, NO 3 ☆ ⇩ Social Needia. / 📱 Daft Social, the anti-social social network for minimalists. …

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: Pop Loser 01.02(5) VOL 1, NO 2.5 ☆ Addendum to the previous. / Why music journalism is collapsing: ❝If people don’t …

: Pop Loser 01.02 VOL 1, NO 2 ☆ ⇩ The call came from inside the algorithm. / The tyranny of the algo (or: why does …

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: Pop Loser 01.01 VOL 1, NO 1 ★ I used to blog and then I newslettered [FILE NOT FOUND!] and now I mostly sit around …

: Pop Loser 1.0 VOL 1, NO 0

: Pop Loser 0.1 Vol. 0, No. 1 ★ Pop Loser is a journal of innumerable confusions — an online collection of links, …

: 📰 The Year We Stopped Being Able to Pretend About Trump // The New Yorker DeSantis, despite the …

: 📰 The Truth Is Out There // Atavist A father’s disappearance, dark family secrets, and the hunt for …

: 📸 Wrecked em.

: 🍿 Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)

: 🍿 A Christmas Story (1983)

: 🍿 A Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

: 🍿 The Night Before (2015)

: 🧊 Xmas eve skate.

: 🍿 Love Actually (2003)

: 🍿 Die Hard 2 (1990)

: 🍿 Die Hard (1988)

: ⚱️ The lives they lived 2023 // NYT

: 🍿 The Holdovers (2023)

: 📚 Standard Ebooks Standard Ebooks is a volunteer-driven project that produces new editions of …

: 🎲 Big fella.

: 🛒 McLuhan liked bulk.

: 🐦 The great tweet archive

: 📰 Goodbye to all that harassment Many of the things that make Twitter so toxic are the same things …

: 🍿 Hamlet (2009)

: 🍿 Kong: Skull Island

: ©️ Entering the public domain in 2024.

: 🍿 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

: 🍿 Godzilla (2014)

: 🍿 JFK (1991)

: 🍿 Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

: 🧠 LEGO models of famous psychological experiments as imagined by AI.

: 🍿 Spaceballs (1987)

: 🍿 The Long Goodbye (1973)

: 🍿 MAS*H (1970)

: 🍿 California Split (1974)

: 📸 Gudak 4.

: 🍿 The Sting (1973)

: 🍿 The Postman (1997)

: 🍿 The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)

: 🎧 ‘Everyone Knows That,’ the song everyone is looking for and nobody can find. There’s no end to …

: 🍿 Elemental (2023)

: 🪐 NASA+ free streaming service.

: 🍿 Real Steel (2011)

: 🍿 Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)

: 🍿 Better Off Dead… (1985)

: 🍿 Lord of the Flies (1963)

: 🍿 Full Metal Jacket (1987)

: 🍿 The Hunger Games (2012)

: 🍿 Totally Killer (2023)

: 🍿 Shaun of the Dead (2004)

: 🍿 Village of the Damned (1960)

: 📸 Eren Yeager / Zombie

: 🍿 Tango & Cash (1989)

: 🍿 12 Angry Men

: 🍿 The Big Short (2015)

: 🍿 The Wrath of Becky (2023)

: 🍿 The Magnificent Seven (2016)

: 🍿 Becky (2020)

: 🍿 The Enemy Below (1957)

: 🍿 Crimson Tide (1995)

: 🍿 Horror Express (1972)

: 🍿 The Thing That Came From Another World (1951)

: 🍿 Scream VI (2023)

: 🍿 Scream (2022)

: 🍿 Run Silent, Run Deep (1958)

: I used to run DJs from their hotel to an afterhours club every Friday night until the wee hours of …

: 🕰️ I will never know precisely what time it is again. For more than 80 years the beeps and tones of …

: 👾 _Save Mary, an Atari 2600 game that was late in development when the system was killed, is getting …

: 🛑 33 minutes of songs that stop on the word “stop.”

: 🎨 The original Bob Ross can be yours for $10 million.

: 📸 First.

: 📸 Clowns.

: 📸 Gudak 3.

: 📺 Turn-On, the show that was cancelled half way through its first episode but is actually weirdly …

: 💥 All The Nib magazines are free to download The Nib is wrapping up ten years of publishing and …

: 📸 Gudak Roll 2

: 📸 Gudak Roll 1

: 🖼️ The Louvre Is Thrilled to Announce It Is Rebranding to “UVR”. Art is stale in an age of …

: 📸 Play fighting.

: 📰 The death of Google Reader 10 years later. To executives, Google Reader may have seemed like a …

: 📸 First/last.

: 🕹️ Q*bert 17,545

: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 26,590

: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 23,240

: 🪦 Astrud Gilberto died. Ms. Gilberto enjoyed a four-decade recording career, cutting albums with …

: 📸 Friday.

: 📈 Presentations and pitch decks by the largest business failures and corporate frauds.

: 📸 Parade Of Wonders.

: 🍿Mystery Men (1999)

: 🍿The Map Of Tiny Perfect Things (2021)

: 🐉 Making it weird.

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: 💬 My wife to my daughter just now: Mostly people subscribe to magazines. It’s only recently …

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: 🎧 Every sample from Paul’s Boutique.

: 👾 Mega Man X, tragic hero. X is the rare example of a tragic video game hero, one who is deeply …

: 🍿 ‎See How They Run (2022)

: 🍿 ‎Hook (1991)

: 📚 Attack on Titan by Hajime Isayama

: Monday Link Dump Monday Link Dump A collection of links saved and tagged on my Pinboard over the last three weeks. 🎙 …

: 🐉 Dragonsborn.

: 📚 A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

: 🍿‎Cool Hand Luke (1967)

: 🎸 On tour with Pavement. For those of us who grew up in a cul-de-sac with standard-speed …

: 🍿 ‎The Usual Suspects (1995)

: 🖋️ Been awhile since I had a byline, but turns out I’m still alive and inside the new issue of …

: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 18,120

: 🍆 The World’s Biggest Penis is also the world’s biggest image because of course it is. …

: 🍿‎Slash/Back (2022)

: 🍿 ‎Prey (2022)

: 🐦 On the 8th day god killed Twitter and it was good. Yet there is something fundamental in our …

: ❤️ Valentine’s in Paris.

: 🤖 Stable Attribution identifies the images used to train AI when it creates something …

: ♟️ ChatGPT plays chess against Stockfish and it gets weird.

: ♟️Vintage Canada.

: Friday Link Dump Friday Link Dump 🧩 This Guy Noticed Jigsaw Puzzle Companies Use The Same Patterns, So He Made Some …

: 📓 Highlights: Casino Royale by Ian Fleming You see,' he said, still looking down at his bandages, …

: 📸 Chinook Blast

: 📚 Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer

: 🧵 A thread about 25 years of Absolut Vodka ads. With the wave of artist collaborations, the …

: I spend a lot of time thinking about the decisions that go into push notifications.

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: 🤖 Jailbreaking ChatGPT by convincing (by threatening) it to pretend it isn’t ChatGPT.

: I used to understand the internet, but this is gobbledygook to me.

: 📰 Tracing the origins of lorem ipsum. So until someone digs up an earlier example, the best working …

: No Power in the 'Verse 🥽 We’re already living inside the metaverse and it’s a special kind of dystopian awful. …

: 🪗 What is #corecore? The hashtag has racked up 30 million views in the few months that it’s been a …

: 👨‍🚀 2001 directed by George Lucas.

: 📸 Friday again.

: 📺 How old is too old to be using your parents' Netflix password? It’s complicated. My family …

: 💩 I’ve been sitting on linking to the very good Cory Doctorow thing from last week because I …

: 📸 Grim times.

: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 16,610

: 📸 Another year of weirdo school photos.

: 🤖 You can now text with dead people. More info here: If you want to talk to Adolf Hitler, …

: 🐦 Twitter officially pulls the plug on third-party clients. But the company’s suggestion that …

: 📓 Highlights: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde There is no such thing as a moral or an …

: 🖖 Ten Forward is the best thing to ever come out of Scarborough.

: Friday Link Dump 🔗 Misc Links ★ All Things AI - The Complete Resource Of Artificial Intelligence Tools & Services …

: 📚 Casino Royale by Ian Fleming

: 🎹 Nick Cave on Chat GPT lyrics “in the style of Nick Cave.” Since its launch in …

: 🐦 Craig Hockenberry on the end of Twitterific and other third-party apps. What bothers me about …

: 📸 Shit just got real.

: 📸 Transplendence.

: 🖨️ Printed some Thing.

: 🎞️ Movies That Would More or Less Scan the Same But Arguably Make for More Interesting Replacements …

: 🗞️ NeimanLab’s media predictions for 2023. I worry that all of this will make the media …

: 🤖 The problem with AI is the same problem as with everything else: it’s people and our rich …

: 🏬 The rise and fall of the mall. The mall is beautiful and soothing, but its pursuit of profit …

: ©️ Canada joins other countries in extending its copyright protection to a laughably stupid 70 years …

: 🍿 ‎The Menu (2022)

: Friday Link Dump 🔗 Misc Links ★ Argos Catalogues | Retromash #links/archive #links/collection ★ Jason Shulman - …

: 📚The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

: ⌛Time is an illusion. Except for us humans who use it to rigidly run our lives. The time from this …

: 🚀 A history of the personal jetpack, which we still don’t have. In the opening sequence of …

: 🍿‎Aliens (1986)

: 📚 The Marshall Project has collected data on the books banned in state prisons.

: 🎄 What Gen Z got for Xmas based on TikTok videos. There was unsurprisingly a lot of overlap between …

: 📸 Queen of the world.

: 📸 Big dripper.

: 🍑 On r/AmITheAsshole, one of the last honest and true places on the web. AITA serves a tremendous …

: 🍿‎Strange World (2022)

: 🍿Uncharted (2022)

: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 16,280

: 🍿The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

: 🍿Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

: 🎄 Xmas eve.

: 🍿Oblivion (2012)

: 🖨️ Got a printer. Made some prints. First run was supposed to be a test but was wildly successful. …

: 🍿Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022)

: 🍿Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

: 🍿F/X (1986)

: 🍿Runaway (1984)

: 📻 Electric cars may bring about the end of AM radio. “Rather than frustrate customers with inferior …

: 🎞️ Why does all the “eat the rich” satire look the same? Even the phrase “eat the rich” …

: 📸 Tree time.

: 🍿Resident Evil (2002)

: 🕹️ Centipede 41,077

: 🕹️ Aero Fighters 225,100

: 🕹️ Aero Fighters 158,000

: 🕹️ Ms. Pac-Man 42,510

: 🤖 Uploaded the kids.

: 🕹️ Gemini Wing 119,780

: 🎧 The problem with Spotify Wrapped. It’s a social trend that rises each year and cuts through …

: 🎨 China’s Van Goghs: The Village That Paints Thousands Of Fakes A Year

: 🍿 Spirited (2022)

: 🕹️ Gemini Wing 88,570

: ⚾ A tremendous injustice has finally been corrected: Crime Dog is going to the Hall of Fame.

: 🕹️ Soldier Blade 290,700

: 🕹️ Final Soldier (2 min) 250,600

: 🍿 Alien (1979)

: 🔗 Misc Links ★ Futurepedia - The Largest AI Tools Directory | Home #links/collection #links/ai ★ …

: 🐦 A writer leaves Twitter, New Yorker version. Participating in Twitter—with its world-spanning …

: 🧩 The new Wordle editor is ruining Wordle. Folks (FOLKS), I do not want a punny Wordle. Wordle …

: 🐉 Nerd night.

: 📕 “Gaslighting” is the word of the year. I watch a lot of old sitcoms, and while I know …

: 📺 Saïd Sayrafiezadeh finally watched Seinfeld. It occurred to me, in my humorless state, that the …

: 🎨 Where we are with art and AI is probably quite a bit further than you thought. Seriously, …

: 📺 Sports Night (TV Series 1998‑2000)

: 📺 The pilot for Starstruck.

: 🍷 Is wine fake? Maybe! Obviously wine is not fake: There is certainly a real drink made from …

: 📸 Buggy.

: 👾 Jodorowsky’s Tron

: 🍿Predator (1987)

: 🔗 This week’s links 🪐 Planetary Photo Journal Collection | Internet Archive #links/space 📇 …

: 🖋️ At the Joan Didion Estate Sale | The Paris Review If an estate sale normally saps meaning from …

: 📸 Downtown.

: ⏳ Why doesn’t physics help us to understand the flow of time? | Aeon Essays It’s possible that our …

: 🐦 Twitter’s potential collapse could wipe out vast swathes of recent human history | MIT …

: 📰 ‘Goncharov’: The Fake Scorcese Film You Haven’t Seen — Or Have You? | The New York Times As of …

: 🦃 American Movie: Thanksgiving

: 📚 LORD OF THE RINGS. by J. R. R. TOLKIEN

: 📸 Wither.

: 📺 The SCTV Guide to Showbiz

: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

: This Week's Links 🎵 Daft Science | Coins 📰 Twitter and dating: What it was like to meet men in the DMs. As the chaos …

: 🍿The Abyss (1989)

: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

: Very sick of my sick children.

: 📚 All Our Relations US Edition by Tanya Talaga

: 🍿Cocktail (1988)

: 🍿Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

: 🍿Back to the Future Part III (1990)

: I’m taking you not inviting me into your Discord more personally than I took you not inviting me …

: Weekly Links 🔗 Ian’s Tweet Museum #links/twitter #links/archive CtrlAlt.CC 🦩 #links/web #links/tools …

: 🍿The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

: 🍿The Mummy (1999)

: Twitter hasn’t been this fun since the Queen died.

: Weekly Links 🔗 Lambiek Comiclopedia #links/comics #links/artists Portable Bluetooth Turntable | AT-SB2022 | …

: The Globe & Mail cares a little too much about what’s going on in my bedroom.

: 📚 The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon

: 🎆 Charlie Brown.

: 📺 The Scooby-Doo Project

: 📺 Downloading music in 2000

: 📷 Doctors.

: 🍿Shaun of the Dead (2004)

: 🍿Halloween (1978)

: 📚Planet of Slums by Mike Davis

: 🍿Back to the Future Part II (1989)

: 🍿Confess, Fletch (2022)

: 🍿*Batteries Not Included (1987)

: 🍿Back to the Future (1985)

: 🍿Inside Man (2006)

: 🍿Contact (1997)

: 🍿Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

: Never thought I’d have to mute the word “lettuce,” but here we are.

: 📷 Backstage.

: 📷 You’ll float, too.

: 🕹 Gyruss 63,350

: Serendipitous bot tweets.

: 🕹 Tempest 14,483

: 🕹 Raiden 143,500

: 🕹 Raiden 123,120

: 🕹 Raiden 96,340

: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

: 📚Mary Jane by Jessica Anya Blau

: 🍿National Treasure (2004)

: While the Queen (the lady) jokes were mostly on point, this Queen (the band) slander is fucking …

: 🍿Willow (1988)

: “I don’t care. It’s your picture day. Wear whatever you want.” 🤷‍♂️

: 📼 History of Punk - SNL

: Live the sort of life that will have the internet memeing your death in real-time.

: Get the fuck out of my house.

: 🕹 Gun Nac (NES) 1,350,560

: 🕹 Centipede 25,804

: 🕹 Tempest 11,681

: 🕹 Gyruss 58,200

: 🕹 Centipede 23,596

: Some personal news: I’m now a Coke Zero guy.

: 🕹 Asteroids Deluxe 13,060

: 🍿Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

: 🍿Hot Fuzz (2007)

: 🍿Tomb Raider (2018)

: 🍿 Prey

: 🍿 The Lost City

: 📻 “120 Minutes” full archive youtube.com/playlist

: 📷 Invasion.

: 📼 One More Try – an experimental skate video from Najeeb Tarazi on Vimeo.

: 📷 Fudge.

: 📚 Hard Times by Charles Dickens

: While Americans are all mad about HBO Max, can we talk about how absolutely horseshit it is that CBC …

: 📷 Mayne.

: 🍿The Parent Trap (1961)

: What exactly is “that dawg” and why do I want it “in me?”

: 🍿The Princess

: 📷 Street eats.

: 🖼 Dall-E.

: 📷 Science World.

: 🍿 Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

: 📷 Room for rent.

: 📷 Beachcombers.

: Someone build a popular service for naming and shaming companies that don’t send you an email …

: 📷 Dining at The Fancy Bistro.

: Still reeling from the news that there are multiple competitive Quiddich organizations.

: 💬 Oh, God—the lives people try to lead. Oh, God—what a world they try to lead them in. -Mother …

: 📷 Stampede

: 🕹 Centipede 23,409

: 🕹 Asteroids Deluxe 12,240

: 🕹 Gyruss 41,200

: 🕹 Gemini Wing 75,740

: 🕹 Night Striker 12,611,010 (Stage G)

: 📷 Ice cream

: 🔗 Rage Against the Machine - Live at Alpine Valley - 2022.07.09 Full Show - YouTube

: 📷 Camping at Rocky Mountain House

: My son drew me.

: 🕹 BurgerTime 50,350 My kingdom for one more pepper.

: 🕹 Galaga 105,860 I’ve been playing for a couple weeks trying to crack 100,000 points. Looked up the …

: 🍿 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

: 🕹 Ms. Pac-Man 40,010

: 🕹 Tube Panic 92,144

: 🕹 Ms. Pac-Man 27,010

: New phone ended my Wordle streak at 169. 🫡

: Building the TARCADE. 🕹

: 🍿The Godfather Part III

: 📚 Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut

: 🕹️ Galaga 68,250

: She has started dressing like Zelda Fitzgerald.

: Pedicure.

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: Sent them back. What’s the worst that could happen.

: Drunk on the view. And also whisky. (Photo by @markheard2000

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: 30 degrees? No problem.

: Recess.

: She prefers to write in the mornings.

: Max 10 people. 2M distance. Outdoors. No heavy breathing. Have I got the game for you.

: Finally ordered the school photos.

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: Here’s a little girl blissfully unaware of the childhood she’s not getting. It’s both sweet …

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: This is why she always ends up in my goddamn bed.

: Figured out how to get the 8yo to play more chess with me.

: Just because you can’t trick or treat doesn’t mean you can’t look rad. (Costumes by …

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: Steampunking.

: Not even Iowa.

: Taming the mighty Bow.

: Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday

: Home improvements in 2020 are fucked up.

: First day at Dystopia Elementary.

: Last day of summer ice cream.

: Started ticking these off every morning when school was cancelled. Guess I can stop for a bit now.

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: Spumoni.

: Fucking nature and stuff.

: A day without brothers.

: Wiffle day. Here is @heyturner’s daughter making him look stupid.

: How do you tell that to fuck off and go to sleep already it’s like eleven o’clock the fuck is …

: We have expanded our circle a bit and for the first time in 73 days, Thea has a playmate. I cannot …

: She was inspired.

: He’s Calvin and Hobbesing under an apple tree.

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: Sidewalk is getting replaced. Easily gonna be like 9 time units killed.

: If anyone sees my kids, tell them to fuck off.

: I introduced Calvin & Hobbes books a few days ago and it’s become a major time unit killer.

: Space man.

: Converted the fort in the backyard into a spaceship using broken shit from my garage. Successfully …

: shoveover made me a mask. The hat, on the other hand, is a lifestyle choice.

: We’ve decided to try and make money via backyard wrestling.

: Look at this stoic asshole.

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: Sick of sidewalks and river paths so we’ve started using the alleys for our daily walk.

: The quiet isn’t always so bad.

: Happy National Siblings Day to my brother John, pictured here with some girl.

: I absolutely wrecked him.

: Have you ever tried to explain to a 4yo why they can’t lick everything?

: Destroyer of worlds.

: Today’s phys ed class: dig a hole. I’m out of ideas.

: He’s trying to will the ball into my goal with his mind.

: And on the afternoon of the 11th day… we fucked off entirely.

: Mo Willems art at lunch has become the high point of our day.

: When screen o’clock hits.

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: Wednesday in the dungeon.

: She’s pretty when she talks about art.

: Off to daycare to fuck up some of the other kids with body slams and elbow drops.

: I lost. (She cheats.)

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: Night skating.

: Watching Xmas movies in full holiday dress.

: I don’t get all my kids together often, but I milk it when I do.

: She who watches.

: Sushi night.

: Some friends and I made some shirts.

: 😍

: Obligatory whatever thing.

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: Proper bookstore behaviour.

: She’s babysitting so I can watch baseball.

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: Every goddamn night these two end up in our bed. In case you’re wondering why we’re so tired.

: Ready to shred.

: Princess sweet tooth.

: Snake hunting at dawn.

: Goobers.

: My chewing brings all the ladies.

: And this one’s about rock ‘n’ roll and comic books and bubble gum.

: Pals.

: Thoril Garfunkel rides again.

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: I screamed.

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: It’s hard to explain, but this was requested, @rhondahellard built it and in a couple hours we are …

: Those freckles.

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: Bus snacks.

: Mother Corping never gets old.

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: I looked outside to find him teaching her how to hit. ❤️❤️❤️

: He watched the Goosebumps movies and decided he needed to write a scary book but could only do it …

: I let them eat cake.

: Bug eyed.

: Guess who has a hotel room tonight?

: -What am I? -I don’t know. Bubble monster? -No. I’m Wonder Woman.

: Unicorns with granola bars.

: Great school photo or greatest school photo?

: Flicker McGoo.

: “It’s too many bubbles,” I said. “Then I’ll see you in hell,” she replied.

: Bus stopped.

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: We have achieved a new level of weird here.

: Movie night.

: Can’t believe nobody has posted pictures of the new library on the internet yet.

: Wizard.

: Got some fall ball in yesterday.

: Halloweenies.

: They made fucking jerseys and my friends are better than your friends.

: Cereal side eye.

: When it snows, we don’t complain. We stick out our goddamned tongues!

: Bought the cat a snack for my 11th anniversary.

: He tells me he’s trying to build a robot that thinks exactly like him.

: She walks everywhere with more determination than I walk anywhere.

: The other parents at the playground were deeply concerned that I swung her to death.

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: New day brings new vacation challenges.

: Beach bums.

: I guess you could say he… 😎 …bit off more than he could chew.

: I did an outside.

: I mean, she could fucking share it.

: Folk fested out.

: Enjoying the fest of folk.

: Aren’t you a little short?

: Waving to mom because they don’t know how live TV works.

: Super duper.

: Have you met my daughter, Annie Hall?

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: Kanye Best.

: Chessing.

: They are a bit… tart.

: Impromptu game of catch.

: I’m going to have to explain to him later that he isn’t a lefty.

: Odysseying.

: New office, new desk.

: So I have to wear these now. 🤓

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: Bath and a good book.

: Style guru.

: ❤️

: The weird thing is that he can’t read.

: Peppa punk.

: “Do you want to know how I got these scars?”

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: Yep.

: Bacon.

: Barbarabudd likes to get herself on the top bunk and under blankets. Always a surprise to the 5yo.

: The 5yo is passive aggressive af.

: She insists on holding the bat and the glove while watching the game.

: Breakfast of champions.

: This is gonna look so gnarly once the stitches are in and the bruising starts to show.

: Kurt on the shelf.

: Swingers.

: I have a what on my where?

: Someone thought the kitchen lights were too bright this morning.

: I have no idea.

: I just told her mum is in New York for three days.

: Flight school.

: Sure, this looks cute, but she’s fantastically terrible at Connect Four.

: As a writer who doesn’t write very often, it’s been a fun week.

: What a delightful legal document this is.

: Tis the season.

: 2nd place in my fantasy baseball league gets you a gift certificate to @ebbetsvintage. I come in …

: Beastie.

: They screamed part deux.

: Still excelling at my weekend.

: In her natural habitat.

: Getting in touch with their Island roots. And jellyfish. Touching all the jellyfish.

: Hanging out on the money boat.

: River life.

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: I’m at a bar to watch baseball with my friends. So I made buttons.

: This one was also sick all weekend. And then she needed chocolate, I guess.

: I have no idea whose kid number four is.

: Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

: She stole a hat.

: Bus stop Baymax.

: Teen Titans Going #calgarycomicexpo

: Movie night.

: Don’t let the fact that she doesn’t know how to hold the bat fool you. This kid can …

: The 1yo would like me to know that is a duck. The 4yo would like me to know the 1yo doesn’t …

: I was fucking adorable. TBT

: We make our own fun.

: World’s Greatest Tag Team

: Getting some laps in before bed.

: Do you think she keeps putting food on her head because she loves baths?

: One of those mornings.

: Looking at some nature. (Okay, we’re next to a tennis court, but there’s a tree and a …

: My outstanding pitching form as captured by @findmarlow.

: Lunch date with a turtle.

: I’ve been dreading this. She now knows the fridge opens.

: A girl and her bannock.

: Beakerheading.

: He’s very wet.

: Giant pillow vagina thing because Beakerhead.

: He ate a Smurf.

: Baller. (And my last hope of producing a lefty pitcher child.)

: Summer hat.

: Miss.

: I scream.

: Foodie.

: Beach bums.

: Baby’s first polenta.

: We finally went up the damn thing.

: Beach ladies.

: Photo of a boy taking a photo of a door.

: Yeah, he’s drunk.

: Ladies.

: Something something nymphéas.

: Nothing to be done.

: Show me the sign, man.

: This is legal here. #fatheroftheyear

: This guy.

: This lady.

: Espresso.

: Son on the Seine.

: Frenchie.

: Bonjour.

: Everybody poops.

: Artist at work.

: Content kid, this one.

: We call him Nor2-D2.

: So drinking cereal milk from the bowl is basically instinctive?

: He’s trying to work out how many licks to the centre of the Tootsie Pop.

: The steamed milk stache.

: 24 hours old and still skeptical. Atta girl.

: Climbed.

: Guy on a rock.

: Tunnel.

: Beach kiss.

: The skeptical vacationer.

: findmarlow gave me an apron.

: He calls this his serious face.

: Did he a) get into the cherries or b) murder a small animal with his face?

: Call me Ishmael.

: The ultra-rare Inglewood river parrot.

: Cereal and CBC.

: THERE IS A TV IN MY HOTEL BATHROOM MIRROR AND THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT?

: You’ve got red on you.

: Tickle fight.

: Boy in the window.

: Boy number one.

: Home with a sick tiger.

: The incident with the bubbles.

: Candy canes and xmas trees.

: How cute are we?

: Snow snack.

: Bouncing baby boy.

: Plaything.

: Consider the lobster.

: Pizza night.

: When 2-year-olds play soccer, the subtleties of some rules are a bit lost on them.

: I can’t listen to any more goddamn Pingu.

: #vscocam

: He’s behind this birthday cake for lunch idea.

: Jerk keeps stealing my hat.

: My old Cabbage Patch Kid is his new favourite thing.

: For the x-ray to be successful, we must first take your dignity.

: He only looks like he’s being helpful.

: Super.

: Boy children.

: The boys.

:

: Big brother, little brother.

: My boys.

: Enjoying fall.

: Pregnant lady.

: The lovely @kathelemon.

: Dome-ward Bound. Go #Flames.

: A caffeinated @kathelemon is a happy @kathelemon.

: Nanton backstreets.

: Lake Louise.

: Frozen.

: Braving the cold for our @charcut burgers.

: Skates.