2023-03-24: 🐉 Making it weird.
2023-03-22: 💬 My wife to my daughter just now: Mostly people subscribe to magazines. It’s only recently …
2023-03-20: 🎧 Every sample from Paul’s Boutique.
2023-03-17: 👾 Mega Man X, tragic hero. X is the rare example of a tragic video game hero, one who is deeply …
2023-03-10: 🍿 See How They Run (2022)
2023-03-09: 🍿 Hook (1991)
2023-03-08: 📚 Attack on Titan by Hajime Isayama
2023-03-06: Monday Link Dump Monday Link Dump A collection of links saved and tagged on my Pinboard over the last three weeks. 🎙 …
2023-03-03: 🐉 Dragonsborn.
2023-03-03: 📚 A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
2023-03-01: 🍿Cool Hand Luke (1967)
2023-02-28: 🎸 On tour with Pavement. For those of us who grew up in a cul-de-sac with standard-speed …
2023-02-23: 🍿 The Usual Suspects (1995)
2023-02-21: 🖋️ Been awhile since I had a byline, but turns out I’m still alive and inside the new issue of …
2023-02-20: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 18,120
2023-02-19: 🍆 The World’s Biggest Penis is also the world’s biggest image because of course it is. …
2023-02-16: 🍿Slash/Back (2022)
2023-02-15: 🍿 Prey (2022)
2023-02-15: 🐦 On the 8th day god killed Twitter and it was good. Yet there is something fundamental in our …
2023-02-14: ❤️ Valentine’s in Paris.
2023-02-14: 🤖 Stable Attribution identifies the images used to train AI when it creates something …
2023-02-13: ♟️ ChatGPT plays chess against Stockfish and it gets weird.
2023-02-11: ♟️Vintage Canada.
2023-02-10: Friday Link Dump Friday Link Dump 🧩 This Guy Noticed Jigsaw Puzzle Companies Use The Same Patterns, So He Made Some …
2023-02-10: 📓 Highlights: Casino Royale by Ian Fleming You see,' he said, still looking down at his bandages, …
2023-02-09: 📸 Chinook Blast
2023-02-09: 📚 Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
2023-02-09: 🧵 A thread about 25 years of Absolut Vodka ads. With the wave of artist collaborations, the …
2023-02-08: I spend a lot of time thinking about the decisions that go into push notifications.
2023-02-07: 🎲
2023-02-07: 🤖 Jailbreaking ChatGPT by convincing (by threatening) it to pretend it isn’t ChatGPT.
2023-02-07: I used to understand the internet, but this is gobbledygook to me.
2023-02-07: 📰 Tracing the origins of lorem ipsum. So until someone digs up an earlier example, the best working …
2023-02-07: No Power in the 'Verse 🥽 We’re already living inside the metaverse and it’s a special kind of dystopian awful. …
2023-02-06: 🪗 What is #corecore? The hashtag has racked up 30 million views in the few months that it’s been a …
2023-02-06: 👨🚀 2001 directed by George Lucas.
2023-02-04: 📸 Friday again.
2023-01-31: 📺 How old is too old to be using your parents' Netflix password? It’s complicated. My family …
2023-01-31: 💩 I’ve been sitting on linking to the very good Cory Doctorow thing from last week because I …
2023-01-27: 📸 Grim times.
2023-01-27: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 16,610
2023-01-26: 📸 Another year of weirdo school photos.
2023-01-23: 🤖 You can now text with dead people. More info here: If you want to talk to Adolf Hitler, …
2023-01-23: 🐦 Twitter officially pulls the plug on third-party clients. But the company’s suggestion that …
2023-01-22: 📓 Highlights: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde There is no such thing as a moral or an …
2023-01-20: 🖖 Ten Forward is the best thing to ever come out of Scarborough.
2023-01-20: Friday Link Dump 🔗 Misc Links ★ All Things AI - The Complete Resource Of Artificial Intelligence Tools & Services …
2023-01-17: 📚 Casino Royale by Ian Fleming
2023-01-17: 🎹 Nick Cave on Chat GPT lyrics “in the style of Nick Cave.” Since its launch in …
2023-01-16: 🐦 Craig Hockenberry on the end of Twitterific and other third-party apps. What bothers me about …
2023-01-13: 📸 Shit just got real.
2023-01-12: 📸 Transplendence.
2023-01-12: 🖨️ Printed some Thing.
2023-01-12: 🎞️ Movies That Would More or Less Scan the Same But Arguably Make for More Interesting Replacements …
2023-01-11: 🗞️ NeimanLab’s media predictions for 2023. I worry that all of this will make the media …
2023-01-10: 🤖 The problem with AI is the same problem as with everything else: it’s people and our rich …
2023-01-09: 🏬 The rise and fall of the mall. The mall is beautiful and soothing, but its pursuit of profit …
2023-01-09: ©️ Canada joins other countries in extending its copyright protection to a laughably stupid 70 years …
2023-01-06: 🍿 The Menu (2022)
2023-01-06: Friday Link Dump 🔗 Misc Links ★ Argos Catalogues | Retromash #links/archive #links/collection ★ Jason Shulman - …
2023-01-05: 📚The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
2023-01-05: ⌛Time is an illusion. Except for us humans who use it to rigidly run our lives. The time from this …
2023-01-05: 🚀 A history of the personal jetpack, which we still don’t have. In the opening sequence of …
2023-01-04: 🍿Aliens (1986)
2023-01-04: 📚 The Marshall Project has collected data on the books banned in state prisons.
2023-01-04: 🎄 What Gen Z got for Xmas based on TikTok videos. There was unsurprisingly a lot of overlap between …
2023-01-03: 📸 Queen of the world.
2023-01-03: 📸 Big dripper.
2023-01-03: 🍑 On r/AmITheAsshole, one of the last honest and true places on the web. AITA serves a tremendous …
2023-01-02: 🍿Strange World (2022)
2023-01-01: 🍿Uncharted (2022)
2022-12-29: 🕹️ Asteroids Deluxe 16,280
2022-12-28: 🍿The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
2022-12-27: 🍿Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
2022-12-24: 🎄 Xmas eve.
2022-12-20: 🍿Oblivion (2012)
2022-12-20: 🖨️ Got a printer. Made some prints. First run was supposed to be a test but was wildly successful. …
2022-12-19: 🍿Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022)
2022-12-17: 🍿Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
2022-12-16: 🍿F/X (1986)
2022-12-16: 🍿Runaway (1984)
2022-12-15: 📻 Electric cars may bring about the end of AM radio. “Rather than frustrate customers with inferior …
2022-12-15: 🎞️ Why does all the “eat the rich” satire look the same? Even the phrase “eat the rich” …
2022-12-13: 📸 Tree time.
2022-12-11: 🍿Resident Evil (2002)
2022-12-10: 🕹️ Centipede 41,077
2022-12-09: 🕹️ Aero Fighters 225,100
2022-12-09: 🕹️ Aero Fighters 158,000
2022-12-09: 🕹️ Ms. Pac-Man 42,510
2022-12-08: 🤖 Uploaded the kids.
2022-12-07: 🕹️ Gemini Wing 119,780
2022-12-06: 🎧 The problem with Spotify Wrapped. It’s a social trend that rises each year and cuts through …
2022-12-06: 🎨 China’s Van Goghs: The Village That Paints Thousands Of Fakes A Year
2022-12-05: 🍿 Spirited (2022)
2022-12-05: 🕹️ Gemini Wing 88,570
2022-12-05: ⚾ A tremendous injustice has finally been corrected: Crime Dog is going to the Hall of Fame.
2022-12-04: 🕹️ Soldier Blade 290,700
2022-12-04: 🕹️ Final Soldier (2 min) 250,600
2022-12-03: 🍿 Alien (1979)
2022-12-02: 🔗 Misc Links ★ Futurepedia - The Largest AI Tools Directory | Home #links/collection #links/ai ★ …
2022-12-01: 🐦 A writer leaves Twitter, New Yorker version. Participating in Twitter—with its world-spanning …
2022-12-01: 🧩 The new Wordle editor is ruining Wordle. Folks (FOLKS), I do not want a punny Wordle. Wordle …
2022-11-29: 🐉 Nerd night.
2022-11-29: 📕 “Gaslighting” is the word of the year. I watch a lot of old sitcoms, and while I know …
2022-11-28: 📺 Saïd Sayrafiezadeh finally watched Seinfeld. It occurred to me, in my humorless state, that the …
2022-11-28: 🎨 Where we are with art and AI is probably quite a bit further than you thought. Seriously, …
2022-11-27: 📺 Sports Night (TV Series 1998‑2000)
2022-11-27: 📺 The pilot for Starstruck.
2022-11-27: 🍷 Is wine fake? Maybe! Obviously wine is not fake: There is certainly a real drink made from …
2022-11-26: 📸 Buggy.
2022-11-26: 👾 Jodorowsky’s Tron
2022-11-25: 🍿Predator (1987)
2022-11-25: 🔗 This week’s links 🪐 Planetary Photo Journal Collection | Internet Archive #links/space 📇 …
2022-11-25: 🖋️ At the Joan Didion Estate Sale | The Paris Review If an estate sale normally saps meaning from …
2022-11-24: 📸 Downtown.
2022-11-24: ⏳ Why doesn’t physics help us to understand the flow of time? | Aeon Essays It’s possible that our …
2022-11-24: 🐦 Twitter’s potential collapse could wipe out vast swathes of recent human history | MIT …
2022-11-24: 📰 ‘Goncharov’: The Fake Scorcese Film You Haven’t Seen — Or Have You? | The New York Times As of …
2022-11-24: 🦃 American Movie: Thanksgiving
2022-11-22: 📚 LORD OF THE RINGS. by J. R. R. TOLKIEN
2022-11-22: 📸 Wither.
2022-11-22: 📺 The SCTV Guide to Showbiz
2022-11-18: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
2022-11-18: This Week's Links 🎵 Daft Science | Coins 📰 Twitter and dating: What it was like to meet men in the DMs. As the chaos …
2022-11-17: 🍿The Abyss (1989)
2022-11-17: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
2022-11-17: Very sick of my sick children.
2022-11-17: 📚 All Our Relations US Edition by Tanya Talaga
2022-11-15: 🍿Cocktail (1988)
2022-11-15: 🍿Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
2022-11-14: 🍿Back to the Future Part III (1990)
2022-11-14: I’m taking you not inviting me into your Discord more personally than I took you not inviting me …
2022-11-14: Weekly Links 🔗 Ian’s Tweet Museum #links/twitter #links/archive CtrlAlt.CC 🦩 #links/web #links/tools …
2022-11-10: 🍿The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
2022-11-05: 🍿The Mummy (1999)
2022-11-04: Twitter hasn’t been this fun since the Queen died.
2022-11-04: Weekly Links 🔗 Lambiek Comiclopedia #links/comics #links/artists Portable Bluetooth Turntable | AT-SB2022 | …
2022-11-04: The Globe & Mail cares a little too much about what’s going on in my bedroom.
2022-11-02: 📚 The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon
2022-11-02: 🎆 Charlie Brown.
2022-11-02: 📺 The Scooby-Doo Project
2022-11-02: 📺 Downloading music in 2000
2022-11-01: 📷 Doctors.
2022-10-31: 🍿Shaun of the Dead (2004)
2022-10-31: 🍿Halloween (1978)
2022-10-29: 📚Planet of Slums by Mike Davis
2022-10-27: 🍿Back to the Future Part II (1989)
2022-10-23: 🍿Confess, Fletch (2022)
2022-10-22: 🍿*Batteries Not Included (1987)
2022-10-22: 🍿Back to the Future (1985)
2022-10-22: 🍿Inside Man (2006)
2022-10-21: 🍿Contact (1997)
2022-10-20: 🍿Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
2022-10-20: Never thought I’d have to mute the word “lettuce,” but here we are.
2022-10-17: 📷 Backstage.
2022-10-17: 📷 You’ll float, too.
2022-10-16: 🕹 Gyruss 63,350
2022-10-14: Serendipitous bot tweets.
2022-10-06: 🕹 Tempest 14,483
2022-10-04: 🕹 Raiden 143,500
2022-10-03: 🕹 Raiden 123,120
2022-10-02: 🕹 Raiden 96,340
2022-10-01: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
2022-09-30: 📚Mary Jane by Jessica Anya Blau
2022-09-23: 🍿National Treasure (2004)
2022-09-21: While the Queen (the lady) jokes were mostly on point, this Queen (the band) slander is fucking …
2022-09-17: 🍿Willow (1988)
2022-09-09: âI donât care. Itâs your picture day. Wear whatever you want.â ð¤·ââï¸
2022-09-08: 📼 History of Punk - SNL
2022-09-08: Live the sort of life that will have the internet memeing your death in real-time.
2022-09-01: Get the fuck out of my house.
2022-08-31: 🕹 Gun Nac (NES) 1,350,560
2022-08-31: 🕹 Centipede 25,804
2022-08-30: 🕹 Tempest 11,681
2022-08-25: 🕹 Gyruss 58,200
2022-08-25: 🕹 Centipede 23,596
2022-08-25: Some personal news: I’m now a Coke Zero guy.
2022-08-24: 🕹 Asteroids Deluxe 13,060
2022-08-23: 🍿Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
2022-08-22: 🍿Hot Fuzz (2007)
2022-08-21: 🍿Tomb Raider (2018)
2022-08-14: 🍿 Prey
2022-08-11: 🍿 The Lost City
2022-08-08: 📻 “120 Minutes” full archive youtube.com/playlist
2022-08-07: 📷 Invasion.
2022-08-06: 📼 One More Try – an experimental skate video from Najeeb Tarazi on Vimeo.
2022-08-05: 📷 Fudge.
2022-08-04: 📚 Hard Times by Charles Dickens
2022-08-03: While Americans are all mad about HBO Max, can we talk about how absolutely horseshit it is that CBC …
2022-08-03: 📷 Mayne.
2022-08-02: 🍿The Parent Trap (1961)
2022-08-01: What exactly is “that dawg” and why do I want it “in me?”
2022-07-31: 🍿The Princess
2022-07-30: 📷 Street eats.
2022-07-27: 🖼 Dall-E.
2022-07-26: 📷 Science World.
2022-07-26: 🍿 Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
2022-07-25: 📷 Room for rent.
2022-07-24: 📷 Beachcombers.
2022-07-23: Someone build a popular service for naming and shaming companies that don’t send you an email …
2022-07-22: 📷 Dining at The Fancy Bistro.
2022-07-21: Still reeling from the news that there are multiple competitive Quiddich organizations.
2022-07-19: 💬 Oh, God—the lives people try to lead. Oh, God—what a world they try to lead them in. -Mother …
2022-07-14: 📷 Stampede
2022-07-13: 🕹 Centipede 23,409
2022-07-13: 🕹 Asteroids Deluxe 12,240
2022-07-13: 🕹 Gyruss 41,200
2022-07-13: 🕹 Gemini Wing 75,740
2022-07-12: 🕹 Night Striker 12,611,010 (Stage G)
2022-07-11: 📷 Ice cream
2022-07-10: 🔗 Rage Against the Machine - Live at Alpine Valley - 2022.07.09 Full Show - YouTube
2022-07-10: 📷 Camping at Rocky Mountain House
2022-07-10: My son drew me.
2022-07-07: 🕹 BurgerTime 50,350 My kingdom for one more pepper.
2022-07-07: 🕹 Galaga 105,860 I’ve been playing for a couple weeks trying to crack 100,000 points. Looked up the …
2022-07-06: 🍿 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
2022-07-06: 🕹 Ms. Pac-Man 40,010
2022-07-06: 🕹 Tube Panic 92,144
2022-07-06: 🕹 Ms. Pac-Man 27,010
2022-07-06: New phone ended my Wordle streak at 169. 🫡
2022-07-05: Building the TARCADE. 🕹
2022-07-05: 🍿The Godfather Part III
2022-07-05: 📚 Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut
2022-07-05: 🕹️ Galaga 68,250
2022-05-27: She has started dressing like Zelda Fitzgerald.
2022-05-01: Pedicure.
2021-09-01: Sent them back. Whatâs the worst that could happen.
2021-08-05: Drunk on the view. And also whisky. (Photo by @markheard2000
2021-06-27: 30 degrees? No problem.
2021-05-10: Recess.
2021-05-04: She prefers to write in the mornings.
2021-03-21: Max 10 people. 2M distance. Outdoors. No heavy breathing. Have I got the game for you.
2021-01-27: Finally ordered the school photos.
2021-01-06: Hereâs a little girl blissfully unaware of the childhood sheâs not getting. Itâs both sweet …
2020-12-10: This is why she always ends up in my goddamn bed.
2020-11-23: Figured out how to get the 8yo to play more chess with me.
2020-10-31: Just because you canât trick or treat doesnât mean you canât look rad. (Costumes by …
2020-09-26: Steampunking.
2020-09-20: Not even Iowa.
2020-09-05: Taming the mighty Bow.
2020-09-04: Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday
2020-09-04: Home improvements in 2020 are fucked up.
2020-09-01: First day at Dystopia Elementary.
2020-08-31: Last day of summer ice cream.
2020-08-31: Started ticking these off every morning when school was cancelled. Guess I can stop for a bit now.
2020-08-19: Spumoni.
2020-07-10: Fucking nature and stuff.
2020-06-29: A day without brothers.
2020-06-28: Wiffle day. Here is @heyturnerâs daughter making him look stupid.
2020-06-17: How do you tell that to fuck off and go to sleep already itâs like eleven oâclock the fuck is …
2020-05-27: We have expanded our circle a bit and for the first time in 73 days, Thea has a playmate. I cannot …
2020-05-25: She was inspired.
2020-05-25: Heâs Calvin and Hobbesing under an apple tree.
2020-05-15: Sidewalk is getting replaced. Easily gonna be like 9 time units killed.
2020-05-02: If anyone sees my kids, tell them to fuck off.
2020-05-01: I introduced Calvin & Hobbes books a few days ago and itâs become a major time unit killer.
2020-05-01: Space man.
2020-04-30: Converted the fort in the backyard into a spaceship using broken shit from my garage. Successfully …
2020-04-29: shoveover made me a mask. The hat, on the other hand, is a lifestyle choice.
2020-04-29: Weâve decided to try and make money via backyard wrestling.
2020-04-15: Look at this stoic asshole.
2020-04-15: Sick of sidewalks and river paths so weâve started using the alleys for our daily walk.
2020-04-13: The quiet isnât always so bad.
2020-04-10: Happy National Siblings Day to my brother John, pictured here with some girl.
2020-03-31: I absolutely wrecked him.
2020-03-31: Have you ever tried to explain to a 4yo why they canât lick everything?
2020-03-31: Destroyer of worlds.
2020-03-30: Todayâs phys ed class: dig a hole. Iâm out of ideas.
2020-03-30: Heâs trying to will the ball into my goal with his mind.
2020-03-26: And on the afternoon of the 11th day… we fucked off entirely.
2020-03-25: Mo Willems art at lunch has become the high point of our day.
2020-03-20: When screen oâclock hits.
2020-03-11: Wednesday in the dungeon.
2020-02-14: Sheâs pretty when she talks about art.
2020-02-13: Off to daycare to fuck up some of the other kids with body slams and elbow drops.
2020-02-03: I lost. (She cheats.)
2019-12-28: Night skating.
2019-12-17: Watching Xmas movies in full holiday dress.
2019-12-03: I donât get all my kids together often, but I milk it when I do.
2019-12-02: She who watches.
2019-11-21: Sushi night.
2019-11-16: Some friends and I made some shirts.
2019-11-08: ð
2019-10-31: Obligatory whatever thing.
2019-10-24: Proper bookstore behaviour.
2019-10-10: Sheâs babysitting so I can watch baseball.
2019-09-17: Every goddamn night these two end up in our bed. In case youâre wondering why weâre so tired.
2019-09-09: Ready to shred.
2019-09-07: Princess sweet tooth.
2019-08-25: Snake hunting at dawn.
2019-08-18: Goobers.
2019-08-17: My chewing brings all the ladies.
2019-07-31: And this oneâs about rock ‘n’ roll and comic books and bubble gum.
2019-07-24: Pals.
2019-07-12: Thoril Garfunkel rides again.
2019-06-26: I screamed.
2019-06-15: Itâs hard to explain, but this was requested, @rhondahellard built it and in a couple hours we are …
2019-06-03: Those freckles.
2019-05-27: Bus snacks.
2019-04-30: Mother Corping never gets old.
2019-04-24: I looked outside to find him teaching her how to hit. â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
2019-04-19: He watched the Goosebumps movies and decided he needed to write a scary book but could only do it …
2019-04-14: I let them eat cake.
2019-04-10: Bug eyed.
2019-03-30: Guess who has a hotel room tonight?
2019-03-12: -What am I? -I donât know. Bubble monster? -No. Iâm Wonder Woman.
2019-03-11: Unicorns with granola bars.
2019-01-26: Great school photo or greatest school photo?
2019-01-14: Flicker McGoo.
2019-01-08: âItâs too many bubbles,â I said. âThen Iâll see you in hell,â she replied.
2019-01-03: Bus stopped.
2018-12-01: We have achieved a new level of weird here.
2018-11-30: Movie night.
2018-11-22: Canât believe nobody has posted pictures of the new library on the internet yet.
2018-11-18: Wizard.
2018-11-11: Got some fall ball in yesterday.
2018-10-31: Halloweenies.
2018-10-18: They made fucking jerseys and my friends are better than your friends.
2018-10-01: Cereal side eye.
2018-09-13: When it snows, we donât complain. We stick out our goddamned tongues!
2018-09-11: Bought the cat a snack for my 11th anniversary.
2018-09-09: He tells me heâs trying to build a robot that thinks exactly like him.
2018-09-01: She walks everywhere with more determination than I walk anywhere.
2018-09-01: The other parents at the playground were deeply concerned that I swung her to death.
2018-08-28: New day brings new vacation challenges.
2018-08-27: Beach bums.
2018-08-24: I guess you could say he… ð …bit off more than he could chew.
2018-08-18: I did an outside.
2018-08-02: I mean, she could fucking share it.
2018-07-30: Folk fested out.
2018-07-29: Enjoying the fest of folk.
2018-07-26: Arenât you a little short?
2018-07-26: Waving to mom because they donât know how live TV works.
2018-07-23: Super duper.
2018-07-22: Have you met my daughter, Annie Hall?
2018-07-15: Kanye Best.
2018-07-14: Chessing.
2018-07-11: They are a bit… tart.
2018-07-05: Impromptu game of catch.
2018-07-05: Iâm going to have to explain to him later that he isnât a lefty.
2018-06-30: Odysseying.
2018-06-29: New office, new desk.
2018-06-28: So I have to wear these now. ð¤
2018-06-17: Bath and a good book.
2018-05-25: Style guru.
2018-05-20: â¤ï¸
2018-05-17: The weird thing is that he canât read.
2018-05-10: Peppa punk.
2018-05-03: âDo you want to know how I got these scars?â
2018-04-28: ð¯
2018-04-28: Yep.
2018-04-15: Bacon.
2018-04-14: Barbarabudd likes to get herself on the top bunk and under blankets. Always a surprise to the 5yo.
2018-04-06: The 5yo is passive aggressive af.
2018-04-03: She insists on holding the bat and the glove while watching the game.
2018-03-24: Breakfast of champions.
2018-03-16: This is gonna look so gnarly once the stitches are in and the bruising starts to show.
2018-03-13: Kurt on the shelf.
2018-03-12: Swingers.
2018-03-04: I have a what on my where?
2018-02-27: Someone thought the kitchen lights were too bright this morning.
2018-02-23: I have no idea.
2018-02-21: I just told her mum is in New York for three days.
2018-01-28: Flight school.
2017-12-31: Sure, this looks cute, but sheâs fantastically terrible at Connect Four.
2017-11-28: As a writer who doesnât write very often, itâs been a fun week.
2017-11-28: What a delightful legal document this is.
2017-11-25: Tis the season.
2017-11-03: 2nd place in my fantasy baseball league gets you a gift certificate to @ebbetsvintage. I come in …
2017-09-16: Beastie.
2017-09-06: They screamed part deux.
2017-07-23: Still excelling at my weekend.
2017-07-02: In her natural habitat.
2017-07-02: Getting in touch with their Island roots. And jellyfish. Touching all the jellyfish.
2017-06-27: Hanging out on the money boat.
2017-06-18: River life.
2017-06-09: I’m at a bar to watch baseball with my friends. So I made buttons.
2017-05-14: This one was also sick all weekend. And then she needed chocolate, I guess.
2017-05-10: I have no idea whose kid number four is.
2017-05-04: Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
2017-05-03: She stole a hat.
2017-05-03: Bus stop Baymax.
2017-04-29: Teen Titans Going #calgarycomicexpo
2017-04-21: Movie night.
2017-04-08: Don’t let the fact that she doesn’t know how to hold the bat fool you. This kid can …
2017-03-16: The 1yo would like me to know that is a duck. The 4yo would like me to know the 1yo doesn’t …
2017-03-02: I was fucking adorable. TBT
2017-02-12: We make our own fun.
2017-01-12: World’s Greatest Tag Team
2016-11-20: Getting some laps in before bed.
2016-11-19: Do you think she keeps putting food on her head because she loves baths?
2016-11-12: One of those mornings.
2016-11-06: Looking at some nature. (Okay, we’re next to a tennis court, but there’s a tree and a …
2016-10-31: My outstanding pitching form as captured by @findmarlow.
2016-10-31: Lunch date with a turtle.
2016-09-25: I’ve been dreading this. She now knows the fridge opens.
2016-09-18: A girl and her bannock.
2016-09-17: Beakerheading.
2016-09-17: He’s very wet.
2016-09-14: Giant pillow vagina thing because Beakerhead.
2016-08-25: He ate a Smurf.
2016-08-22: Baller. (And my last hope of producing a lefty pitcher child.)
2016-08-01: Summer hat.
2016-07-24: Miss.
2016-07-16: I scream.
2016-07-10: Foodie.
2016-07-09: Beach bums.
2016-05-14: Baby’s first polenta.
2016-03-26: We finally went up the damn thing.
2016-03-23: Beach ladies.
2016-03-23: Photo of a boy taking a photo of a door.
2016-03-22: Yeah, he’s drunk.
2016-03-22: Ladies.
2016-03-19: Something something nymphéas.
2016-03-19: Nothing to be done.
2016-03-18: Show me the sign, man.
2016-03-17: This is legal here. #fatheroftheyear
2016-03-16: This guy.
2016-03-16: This lady.
2016-03-16: Espresso.
2016-03-15: Son on the Seine.
2016-03-15: Frenchie.
2016-03-15: Bonjour.
2016-03-12: Everybody poops.
2016-02-20: Artist at work.
2016-01-31: Content kid, this one.
2016-01-05: We call him Nor2-D2.
2016-01-02: So drinking cereal milk from the bowl is basically instinctive?
2015-11-30: He’s trying to work out how many licks to the centre of the Tootsie Pop.
2015-11-22: The steamed milk stache.
2015-11-14: 24 hours old and still skeptical. Atta girl.
2015-09-19: Climbed.
2015-08-07: Guy on a rock.
2015-08-04: Tunnel.
2015-07-29: Beach kiss.
2015-07-28: The skeptical vacationer.
2015-07-16: findmarlow gave me an apron.
2015-07-12: He calls this his serious face.
2015-07-04: Did he a) get into the cherries or b) murder a small animal with his face?
2015-06-28: Call me Ishmael.
2015-06-15: The ultra-rare Inglewood river parrot.
2015-06-14: Cereal and CBC.
2015-06-12: THERE IS A TV IN MY HOTEL BATHROOM MIRROR AND THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT?
2015-03-23: You’ve got red on you.
2015-03-22: Tickle fight.
2015-03-17: Boy in the window.
2015-03-17: Boy number one.
2015-02-03: Home with a sick tiger.
2014-12-23: The incident with the bubbles.
2014-12-07: Candy canes and xmas trees.
2014-11-05: How cute are we?
2014-11-01: Snow snack.
2014-10-05: Bouncing baby boy.
2014-06-09: Plaything.
2014-06-09: Consider the lobster.
2014-05-28: Pizza night.
2014-05-23: When 2-year-olds play soccer, the subtleties of some rules are a bit lost on them.
2014-05-17: I can’t listen to any more goddamn Pingu.
2014-05-10: #vscocam
2014-04-19: He’s behind this birthday cake for lunch idea.
2014-02-28: Jerk keeps stealing my hat.
2014-02-15: My old Cabbage Patch Kid is his new favourite thing.
2014-01-17: For the x-ray to be successful, we must first take your dignity.
2014-01-05: He only looks like he’s being helpful.
2013-10-31: Super.
2013-08-21: Boy children.
2013-07-20: The boys.
2012-12-16: Big brother, little brother.
2012-12-16: My boys.
2012-10-17: Enjoying fall.
2012-06-05: Pregnant lady.
2011-12-17: The lovely @kathelemon.
2011-10-20: Dome-ward Bound. Go #Flames.
2011-10-10: A caffeinated @kathelemon is a happy @kathelemon.
2011-10-10: Nanton backstreets.
2011-03-09: Lake Louise.
2011-03-09: Frozen.
2011-03-05: Braving the cold for our @charcut burgers.
2011-01-23: Skates.