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Pod Loser. / Blue Sighs & Sunny Baes, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.)

Cassette via TapeDeck.org.

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At some point we all agreed that open access to all human knowledge was a good thing and accordingly made libraries a staple of every city, every town and every school. It was one of the rare areas we managed to mostly avoid fucking up for a really, really long time. Open Library is, in every sense and by every definition, a library. The only real difference is that it operates at the scale of the web, which is more or less the vision of the Library of Alexandria fully realized. Woo hoo, we did it! Nice work, everybody!

Enter capitalism; the big book publishers want it all stopped because Open Library presents "a fundamental devaluation of authors’ and publishers’ intellectual and creative investments," which U.S. courts are so far agreeing with despite it being a very stupid point. Even worse, the ruling implies that all libraries are, in fact, bad.

I love my publisher (small publishers are great and do a lot operating in a system that constantly punishes them), but books are absolutely broken, both as a functional business model and as a means of creating and distributing art and ideas. Libraries are the last institution putting value on them at all.

We really had our shit together there for a bit, didn't we?

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Confusions. / 📰 The death of Red Lobster. / How Moleskine won in the digital era. / This Žižek profile veers into sex way more than you'd think or necessarily want. ❝He has brought me an umbrella; he also has his own – he pats his top pocket – which in Žižek language is “of anal [pronounced annal] character”, meaning compact and easy to hide.❞ / 🗄️ ROMhacking.net is shutting down (Archive). / Citizen DJ. / 📺 Girls rewatch as existential crisis. ❝Whatever’s happening isn’t time, it’s just duration, and its only measure is decay.❞ / 🎨 Street Ghosts. / 💻 Merklemap, a subdomain search engine. / Free font: Departure Mono. / ChatGPT sucks at summarizing. / 📱InPress is a news app that is also a dating app and the only legit Twitter replacement. /🌜I'm going to start operating on Moon Time.

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VOL 3, NO 3

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Pod Loser. / Today, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.)

Cassette via TapeDeck.org.

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Pod Loser. / Facts & Matters, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.)

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VOL 3, NO 1

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I used to know how computers work. If something broke, either inside my laptop or on my website, I could usually figure it out and fix it. It was a thing I enjoyed doing. Somewhere along the way, I stopped knowing how things work and stopped wanting to figure it out. Part of that is that I bought a bunch of products and started using websites that "just work." Part of it was just me getting older and devoting more of that time to things like learning to make bread, reading books and having a few time-sucking kids. It happens.

Last winter, the arcade cabinet I built a couple years ago crapped out. Screen went black and it wouldn't turn on. I poked at it for about 10 minutes and then walked away, because trying to relearn how I made it work in the first place was too daunting, never mind troubleshooting software and hardware in a rigorous way. Too hard! Too much!

One of the time-sucking children finally complained — he had been waiting months to work on his Pac-Man score. Fair enough. The easiest solution, I figured, would be to buy the same model Raspberry Pi and just swap in the SD card and plug it in, but I didn't know if that was possible. I found a forum, signed up and asked, getting a few pretty quick answers that amounted more or less to "Maybe... but it's probably not that simple." Then one guy suggested I replace the power supply — an $8 plug — because reasons (the specifics don't matter here, but I assure you every response I got was fucking thorough. Sure enough, that's all it was and boy did I feel stupid and lazy. Don't tell my kids.

I hope you enjoyed your summer. Welcome to Pop Loser Vol. 3.

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Confusions. / 💻 Info-determinism and the ruin of society. (I added the "ruin" bit.) ❝Until very recently, the cultural cocoon we lived in was woven by other humans. Going forward, it will be increasingly designed by computers.❞ / One Million Screenshots. / Twitter '95. / Is Ben scrolling TikTok right now? / The internet's fridge. / 🗄️ Radio Shack Catalogs (dot com). / MTV News is now preserved and searchable. / Public Work, a search engine for public domain content. / The People's Graphic Design Archive. / A complete visual guide to Sony MiniDisc Blank Media (1992-2004). / 🎨 Did Duchamp steal his urinal? / 📰 SPIN and Playboy are returning to print. Music and pornography on the internet will plod along mostly not noticing. / 👾 What beats rock?

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A Journal of Innumerable Confusions. / Pop Loser Vol. 3 (in progress).
Vol. 1, 2. / RSS feed. / Podcast feed.

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Previously. / Newsletter #001–78, #79–97, #98-113 (2014–2018). / Original blog (2007–2014) and Tumblr clone (2010–2014).

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Related. / Vinylslut.FM / PopLoser.TV / 52 Mixtapes

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This is officially a wrap on Volume 2. Sorry it went out with a whimper and not a roar, but summer happens. Enjoy your vacay, kids!

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Food fight for thought (and other confusions). / 📰 Two decades of MTV News was just memory holed. (Archive) / 🎨 On the PhD in (and general hollowing of) "creativity." ❝The desire was not to elevate the already nonconformist or arty, but to convince the normies to conceptualize themselves as unconventional, creative, quirky – in the hopes that they could be encouraged to “think outside the box” of what a pesticide is supposed to be or what a weapon of war could accomplish.❞ / Banksy without Banksy. / 🍽️ The people who fight at dinner parties. ❝I am pleased to see the dinner party as an occasion to intensify dissent rather than merely react to it.❞ / 🎸 Queen Songs. / The Exotica Project (and other collections). / Dance Like David Byrne, a zine. / ⚱️ Françoise Hardy and Sika died. / 📻 Free sound effects from the BBC. / Also: 5 hours of the Shipping Forecast. / 👾 Moondrop Isle. / Level Devil. / 🍿 Search and play phrases from movies. / 🧮 Calculator words.

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I tamagotchu babe... / I recently cut my phone back to the bone, deleting any and every app that I found myself using to mindlessly fill time. All social media gone, Slack can stay, all news apps out, Kindle and Instapaper kept, games gone except chess and the New York Times Games app, and so on. I installed Dumbify. I had an honest — brutal, frankly — conversation with my notifications. And it's been nice. I am not telling you any of this because I want to promote some kind of opinion on doomscrolling and distractions and squeezing the juice out of every minute of your life. You do you. I am mentioning it only because I thought of my relationship with my phone a lot while reading about the terror of Tamagotchi.

❝It was the year 2010, and I had been given a Tamagotchi. I was surprised by this, because I was under the impression that Meredith really didn’t care for me. But oh, how wrong I was. Meredith fucking hated me. Her gift was not a cute piece of nerd nostalgia, but a brutal PsyOp designed to drive me to the brink of despair. And it worked.❞

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...and other confusions. / 👾 Utopia Must Fall is Missile Command meets Galaga meets Asteroids. / Pnogstrom. / 💻 Does Google know how Google works? Signs point to no. / But also: Dear G-Diary. / The Backrooms have been located. / What is Medium? / A decade of China's internet content no longer exists. / 🚶What was "normcore"? ❝Normcore was dad jeans, New Balances, Patagonia fleeces, tube socks in Birkenstocks, Jerry Seinfeld, a regular degular baseball cap, a romantic hybrid of real and imagined suburban Americana.❞ Also: the oral history. / 🖕 Spotify bricks their own device because fuck you. / Rolling Stone cancels lifetime subscriptions because fuck you. / 🎨 The blackmarket for Taco Bell art. / 🍿 Trailer for BRATS. (FTR, my crush on Ally Sheedy is entering its fifth decade.) / Starring the Computer. / Planet Of the Apes goes to the mall. / 🗄️ The Hydrant Directory.

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Pod Loser. / Call Me, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.)

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VOL 2, NO 7

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Apologies for the posting gap. I had better things to do, none of which were particularly interesting. I've had a new mixtape roughed out for two weeks... maybe tomorrow.

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Robot rot (and other confusions). / ♟️ Chess on the internet is mostly like everything else on the internet: predictably awful. ❝Chess' problems aren't unique. But it is uniquely positioned to act as an accelerant for the internet's worst impulses: sexism, abuse, cheating, elitism, and toxic nerdery.❞ / Related: Everybody hates Hans. / Less related: Scrabble, Anonymous. ❝The unwilling, unconscious anagramming of words is the primary side effect of a life devoted to Scrabble. This is ultimately what the game is about: memorizing words with no concern for their meaning.❞ / 🍿 3,000 free movies on YouTube. / Roger Corman's Fantastic Four. / Filmgrab, collected stills from films. / 💻 Dead internet, zombie internet and vampire internet, oh my. / Related: Rotting internet. / Also related: The ruin of DeviantArt. / Google fixed. / The Communal Plot, a daily visualization we all build together. / 🛻 Have you seen a Cybertruck yet? ❝If there is anything to take away from this, it is that I once had an attribute that might have allowed me to make it extremely big in the contemporary automotive industry, which is "acting like a precocious doofus child while saying possibly-false car-related stuff in a way that favorably inclined observers found compelling." That can get you pretty far in the industry. I know this in a way that I didn't just a few days ago, because, finally, I have seen a Tesla Cybertruck with my own eyes.❞ / ⚾ Hero. / 📺 Harmony Korine on Letterman. / 📱 Point your phone at your Lego and Brickit will design stuff to build.

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Quoth the penguin (and other confusions). / 🍿 Streaming media in prison is like streaming media outside of prison, it just has more layers of people gouging their fair share. ❝Each prisoner is assigned a tablet free of charge, but to watch films, we must buy a bundle of minutes. I can buy only 500 minutes of the Premium App Bundle for $10, which hosts three film apps. We must use all 500 minutes or forfeit them. New releases are available on the Premium Access Pass, which allows us to buy only 200 minutes for $8. The Premium Pass Bundle expires in 96 hours.❞ But also... / ...the comfortable problem of Mid TV. / Locally: The NFB is running out of money and soon we will have no nice Canadian things. / 📻 Normal music reviews don't make sense for Taylor Swift. ❝The Swiftverse is thousands of comments under Instagram posts, an additional three hundred and thirty-two million dollars for the NFL, a worldwide run on bracelet beads, and the Fed wondering why inflation persists.❞ / Fall asleep to the dulcet tones of the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network. / Some mixtapes. / 📰 Five Dials is done, but the entire archive is online. (Or skip to the Camus issue.) / ✍️ Poe's "The Pingu." ❝While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, as of flippers briskly slapping, slapping on my igloo floor.❞ / Wes Anderson's Montblanc ad. / 🖥️ The internet may be in ruin, but I’m always a sucker for interesting ideas wrapped in tortured metaphor. ❝Our online spaces are not ecosystems, though tech firms love that word. They’re plantations; highly concentrated and controlled environments, closer kin to the industrial farming of the cattle feedlot or battery chicken farms that madden the creatures trapped within. But what if we thought of the internet not as a doomsday “hyperobject,” but as a damaged and struggling ecosystem facing destruction? What if we looked at it not with helpless horror at the eldritch encroachment of its current controllers, but with compassion, constructiveness and hope? We don’t need to repair the internet’s infrastructure. We need to rewild it.❞ / Copy the shrug emoji. / User Inyerface. / ⚱️ Alice Munro, Frank Stella, Steve Albini, Rex Murphy and Roger Corman died. / 💼 The story of 427 suitcases from A New York State Mental Hospital. / 👾 The Delta emulator is the new best app on my phone.

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There is a type of dystopian fiction where garish advertising is embedded in the landscape—a necessary part of the fabric of an ironic shitty future world where poor people risk some combination of dignity and life for money. In these fictions—Minority Report or Idiocracy or a Black Mirror—the ads are pervasive, obnoxious and occasionally legally required. It's satire! A cynical look at where we are headed. A warning to turn back before it's too late. Don't build the Torment Nexus, dummies!

Sure glad I don't live in a society capable of creating great things only to hollow them out in the name of slogans and jingles and clicks and money. And if I did, wouldn't it be nice to have someone to blame?

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Buy the book (and other confusions) / 📰 The Onion is saved! / 📚 The most depressing thing you'll read today: Nobody buys books. ❝The Big Five publishing houses spend most of their money on book advances for big celebrities like Britney Spears and franchise authors like James Patterson and this is the bulk of their business. They also sell a lot of Bibles, repeat best sellers like Lord of the Rings, and children’s books like The Very Hungry Caterpillar. These two market categories (celebrity books and repeat bestsellers from the backlist) make up the entirety of the publishing industry and even fund their vanity project: publishing all the rest of the books we think about when we think about book publishing (which make no money at all and typically sell less than 1,000 copies).❞ / 🌿 Weed strain name generator. Fun fact: I used to get paid to name weed strains and I should really examine every choice I made that took me away from that. / 🎶 When do we stop finding new music? ❝Ultimately, cultural preferences are subject to generational relativism, heavily rooted in the media of our adolescence. It's strange how much your 13-year-old self defines your lifelong artistic tastes. At this age, we're unable to drive, vote, drink alcohol, or pay taxes, yet we're old enough to cultivate enduring musical preferences.❞ / They found the unfindable song. (Spoiler: it was porn.) / Beatbox with Henry Kissinger. / 📺 All of Freakazoid is now on the Internet Archive. / 👾 As the Crow Flies is a simple browser game that looks like my beloved Vectrex. / The entire universe in Minecraft.

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Pod Loser. / Alone Together, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.)

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VOL 2, NO 3

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I put these posts together using a running text file on my phone, which I then publish when it feels full enough. After a few months of playing with form, the text file’s structure includes this space up top. An opener! A place for my thoughts and writing that’s separate from what’s below and clearly more important because it’s first. In the last post, its said “Happy Rex Manning Day” and then referenced the deleted and re-inserted blue-cheese-salad-dressing-on-the-dick scene. My thoughts! My writing! They can’t all be bangers, I guess.

Anyway, here’s a pretty great takedown of columnists and columns, so, at least for today, I can fill this space with a related and amusing pull quote.

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Read Swish, boo Swish (and other confusions) / 🛳️ Time is a flat circle (though, as my wife says, all circles are flat) and we’ve come all the way back around to cruise ships are a metaphor for the end of society. (Again!) / 📸 Jamie Livingston’s daily Polaroids are back. / 📰 Kara Swisher’s attempt at retconning tech journalism and her rather significant role in its many failures continues to go poorly. ❝The long and short of it is that Swisher is not a good journalist—or, framed more generously, that she thrived in an industry with remarkably low standards for which we are still paying the price.❞ / ⚱️ Peter Higgs and Pat Walsh died. (You don’t know Pat, but he was a friends and the best teacher I ever had.) / 🎥 An unintentionally (I think) amusing (or mean) pair of New Yorker movies pieces: John Cazale’s Barbaric Squawk and Can a Film Star (who presumably isn’t John Cazale) Be Too Good-Looking? / 🎸 Udio lets you “make” AI music and it’s simultaneously deeply satisfying and deeply concerning. / 📝 Love Song, with Removed Cyst. / 🎹 15-note poly tempo pendulum. / 💩 Dog Poo Golf. / 🏞️ One Minute Park. (Summer goal: contribute a few of these.) / 🗄️ The Fictional Brands Archive. / ⛹️‍♀️ Sports teams named after technologies. / 👆 QWANJI. / 📺 I also hated Succession and now I have a champion. ❝More people need to admit that this is the central viewing experience of Succession: you were either waiting for a good moment to screen grab and turn into a meme, or you are now watching to understand the deeper meme lore. No one actually talks to each other in this show, every sentence is delivered like a bitter slap in the face. Oh, we’re not supposed to like any of these people? Yeah, I think I got that.❞ / 🚀 Space Trash Signs.

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VOL 2, NO 2

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Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate. I hope you like blue cheese.

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Pod Loser. / Baseball, a mixtape.

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Wieners and losers (and other confusions). / 🤑 It always ends in ads, even for Discord. / 🤡 How Vice fell to pieces. (Spoiler: there are no surprises here. It was dumb people making bad decisions guided entirely by a Silicon Valley capitalist ethos.) ❝One executive described Dubuc’s hires as “a fucking clown show”; another called them “comical”; a third called them “cartoonish”; a fourth called them a “screwball cast of suits”; a fifth told me he’d learned valuable lessons from them about what never to do with a company.❞ / 🤩 An oral history of that Madonna appearance on Letterman. / 🎸 A new Prince track dropped. / 🌭 You had me at “Big Hot Dog.” ❝‌Now I know that a billion of anything is so many that it’s impossible to really comprehend, so let’s examine some other stats Big Hot Dog provides.❞ / 🐟 Phil A. O’Fish. / ⚱️ Joe Flaherty died. / 🎨 Trench art. / 🤖 The robots are archiving the work of the robots and I’m hopeful pretty soon we won’t need people at all.

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Et two? / There is no rhyme or reason to the volume structure here other than I like counting things and it builds in breaks I can take basically whenever. Baseball was starting, thus ending Vol. 1 so I could do some fantasy drafting and watch a lot of games. But that’s all done, and after yesterday I may never watch another baseball game again anyway, so let’s get on with number two.

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Let them eat snake (and other confusions). / 🎸 Digging into the Rolling Stone 500. The nobleness of this project is matched only by its scientificicity. ❝Beyond accounting for new releases, there must be other factors influencing Rolling Stone’s choices. This project uses Rolling Stone album rankings – twenty years apart in time – to determine what influences ‘greatness’.❞ / 🗿 The future will be weird af. (More on CoreCore.) / 🐍 I hope you like the taste of python. / 🎨 There’s a new Keith Haring biography. / 🤑 Too late capitalism. ❝The odd thing about the undying attachment to the term “late capitalism,” of which Kornbluh’s book is but the latest manifestation, is that it refers to an epoch that ended, by all serious accounts, in the 1970s.❞ (The best line of the review comes late: ❝’The masses of people must implement transformative solutions like decarbonization, universal care, and vibrant cities that prioritize people over profit, liberate sexuality, and combat racist imperialism with democratic internationalism.’ OK. Does roasting Maggie Nelson bring us closer to this desideratum?❞) / 🥃 Why is the Angostura bitters label bigger than the bottle? / 🗄️ UbuWeb, a pirate shadow library consisting of hundreds of thousands of freely downloadable avant-garde artifacts. / 👁️ Ways Of Seeing, always worth revisiting. / 🎞️ Movie Posters Perfected. / 🧑‍🚀 NASA made a TTRPG and it looks kinda fun.

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End notes. / That’s a wrap on Vol. 1—I have fantasy baseball to think about. I think I’ve got this more or less figured out now. Back soon.

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Pirates are in this year. / Many, many years ago while visiting my then-girlfriend/now-wife in Toronto, I bought a book about a pirate radio station in Los Angeles. It was delightful and stuck with me to the extent that my next novel, should I ever finish it, is set in a very appropriated version of KBLT. I just learned they are making a documentary version and are currently Kickstarting funds mainly for music licensing, which is obviously essential to a story about pirate radio in the 1990s.

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Meat the rich. / 🏎️ The deleted Road & Track piece everyone is loving is very good. ❝If you wanted to turn someone into a socialist you could do it in about an hour by taking them for a spin around the paddock of a Formula 1 race.❞ / Previously: Polo is my life. 📬 TinyLetter was neat and small and therefore had to die. / 🎥 What exactly makes a movie a Criterion film? ❝There was one producer who wrote this 10-page internal memo about why we should not do Ghostbusters.❞ / 🗄️ MAD Magazine issue 01–550. / 📻 NYE Underground, another place for old Art Bell episodes. / 🐊 The Godzilla Meditation Series. / 🖨️ I miss the internet, a zine. / 💿 I’m gonna make you a mix CD with 60,000,000 or so songs.

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What was Vice? / If a tree falls in the woods and someone pulps it into a 90s’ magazine, is that a DOs or a DON’Ts?

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Vice is, for all intents and purposes, dead.

For much of its history, Vice (the royal Vice—an ever-evolving magazine thing and website thing and news thing and video thing and brand thing and aesthetic thing) seemed both outside and ahead and irreverent, but also reckless and gross and, well, douchebaggy. I loved Vice, even if they did seem singularly dedicated to never quite being the adult in the room.

I went to university in a small town in eastern Nova Scotia. We did not get Vice. If you were lucky (and happened to be in Halifax), you could get one at Blowers Street before they sold out. Occasionally I’d get some back issues sent to me via an informal network on a Canadian University Press listserv.

Here’s a screenshot of my first ever Amazon order:

That book was in the bathroom of me and my wife’s first apartment for five years, so I read it a lot of times, at least until iPhones got really good. A few years ago, I met Mack at a thing and told him I thought his dives into the right-wing extremes of Canada was the most important journalism happening. Vice was really cool!

But also: ❝Vice died the way it lived: being suckered in by smarter predators, even as it trained its own predatory instincts on those more credulous than its own supremely gullible leadership.❞ Well, yeah. There’s that. And that, too. This is a pretty a comprehensive accounting. It ain’t great. History is messy or something.

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Everything remains terrible. / 📰 When websites die, their content disappears. ❝Journalists spent the day downloading their articles as PDFs and saving links on public archive websites like the Wayback Machine.❞ / It’s getting pretty bad. ❝There are signs that the whole concept of ‘news’ is fading.❞ / It’ll probably get worse but also maybe better. Who knows. / Save newspapers: publish poetry. / 💽 Reddit and Tumblr and Wordpress, oh my. ❝The New York Times is currently suing OpenAI for allegedly using its expansive archives without permission to train chatbots. […] Other companies have decided to make deals.❞ / 🍔 Surge-pricing your Baconator.

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Pod Loser. / Love, a mixtape. (I’m gonna make more of these. Here’s the podcast feed.)

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The continuing march of something or other. / 📖 The fight over OpenLibrary. ❝This was the dream of the internet I believed in. The internet as a global brain. A universal encyclopedia.❞ / Sorta related: 🎞️ There’s a copy of Swayze’s secret shame, Skatetown, USA, on the Internet Archive. / 🧑‍🎤 Looking back at “We Are the World”—the weirdest night in pop—through the new doc. ❝Listening to its mild wash of melody and sentiment can produce an odd mix of grudging respect and self-flagellation; it feels bad to disdain a charity single.❞ / From the New Yorker archive: Susan Orlean’s 1991 profile of Fab Five Freddy. ❝Summing up what he does for a living, Freddy said recently, ‘I’m the king of synthesis.’ There is no such job listed with the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics. Freddy nonetheless synthesizes full time.❞ / 🤖 The luddites are coming. ❝Eliezer Yudkowsky explains with real patience that every single person we know and love will soon be dead. They will be murdered by rebellious self-aware machines.❞ / 🏖️ The Dune font.

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Art fool confidential. / The story of the very real and authenticated Basquiats found in a locker and sold for bundles. ❝The new owners gradually amassed evidence to suggest that the works were authentic: a forensic analysis by a handwriting expert, an in-depth report by a Basquiat scholar, and a statement of authenticity signed by a founding member of a committee that the Basquiat estate had established to vet potential forgeries.❞ Reader, they were not real. / 🎨 Great headline: Monet changes everything. / All the Vermeers. / Canada. (via) / AI-generated pixel art.

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Hyperlinkactivity disorder. / 📻 I was looking for something else on the Internet Archive (aka The Best Website), but got sidetracked by old Art Bell episodes. Lost a whole goddamned Saturday. / 🎸 A group of people on the internet who wanted to find a bass guitar stolen from Paul McCartney 50 years ago went and fucking found it. / Band logos. / 🧢 Shitty baseball uniforms is the consensus Best Story In Baseball 2024. / 🌶️ Why is there a shortage of proper, OG Sriracha? Because people. ❝Both businesses lost millions. The two men became bitter enemies—and they offer sharply contrasting accounts of what went wrong.❞ / ☕ Tarantino opened a coffee shop shrine to Pam Grier. / 🖖 Star Trek: Borg Remastered. (Trailer and history.)

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Apopalyptic. / 📚 That scathing Elon Musk review everyone is sharing. ❝What is a book, exactly? What are people doing when they read? Might banning a few books actually be a good idea?❞ / But seriously. What even are books for anymore? / 📰 Kara Swisher told you so. And you. And also you. / 🌐 Deep YouTube has become infrastructure. ❝YouTube is now less an opportunity than a requirement—something you have to use, because basic elements of society have organized around it.❞ / The internet used to be fun.

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Media diet (Pt. 2). / 🎵 Problem Patterns - Blouse Club. / Chilly Gonzalez - Solo Piano and Z. New to me, Chilly has a pretty interesting Wikipedia. / Jaimie Branch - Fly or Die Fly or Die Fly or Die ((world war)) / 📚 Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby (fin). Good book. / Dickens & Prince: A Particular Kind of Genius by Nick Hornby. / The Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem (started). / 🍿 Wonder Boys. / Juliet, Naked. Bad movie. / The Fog. I always want Carpenter movies to be as good as The Thing, but they never are. / The Karate Kid. A first viewing for the 11yo, who recently started taking lessons. He is now very interested in how to pull a no can defense move. / The Karate Kid II. I love this one a lot. / The Karate Kid III. Fantastically stupid movie, but at least the kid is now prepared for Cobra Kai. / 📺 The Wonder Years seasons 4–6. I’m still reeling that they rebooted this show but kept it in the time period instead of pushing back 20 years again… which would be the early 2000s. I’ll shut up. / Scott Pilgrim Takes Off season 1. / Masters Of the Air (started). The airplane shit rules, but wow is the writing and acting rough in this one. / The Artful Dodger season 1 (started). / Cobra Kai season 1 (start). Literally the greatest TV show ever made.

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Play things. / ♟️ Guess the Pin. / Infinite Craft. / 👾 Restoring lost F-Zero tracks. / Pong Wars. / 🎵 Instagram: Searching for Gap In-Store Playlists from 1992 to 2006. / A seamless 3-hour DJ set from WKRP’s Dr. Johnny Fever. / Mixtape Garden.

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📰 The only way to save journalism is public funding. ❝‘Creative destruction,’ so beloved by economic theorists, can be scary but beneficial in the long term. This is not that. This is just destruction. The reporters being laid off now are not going to go get jobs at an intriguing news startup in a few months. They are going to get jobs outside of journalism, because the journalism jobs have simply been eradicated.❞

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Sausage links. / 🌭 I trust you because you have a dick. / 🚽 Stop sharing selfies with toilets in them, you sickos. / 🏄 The point of Point Break. ❝The year of Nevermind and Desert Storm, though you could also think of it as the era when everyone in Hollywood movies looked slightly wet.❞ / 🤯 Literally my wildest dream. / 🖍️ The origins of Comic Sans. / 🦠 Double dipping in the post-pandy era.

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Artificial inelegance. / Do androids dream of a sociology final about to begin even though you haven’t been to class all year (and, in fact, graduated nearly 25 years ago)?

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Will Sasso and Chad Kultgen host a podcast called “Dudesy” with an “AI” also called “Dudesy” because branding is important. That’s about all I know about that (although I was a big Mad TV fan back in the day). The Dudesy dudes then pointed the Dudesy dudebot at George Carlin, creating an hour-long special [Link comes and goes.] in his style and voice, and thus a fresh can of worms was opened upon this world.

I did not listen to the whole thing, but just enough to be made uncomfortable in the uncanny valley of humour, where you innocently look at the ethereal shape of a familiar(ish) joke and only lifeless doll-eyes stare back.

And that was the general consensus: this is a bad imitation of a comedy legend. So the lawsuit claiming damage to the Carlin’s legacy seems a little specious. ❝It is a piece of computer-generated click-bait which detracts from the value of Carlin’s comedic works and harms his reputation.❞ If anything, Dudesy has highlighted intangible qualities, some unique to humans, some specific to George Carlin. Call it consciousness, call it genius, call it the soul, there is a void in Dudesy’s impression that is simultaneously difficult to define, but also generally agreed upon. Neat trick, but we listened to George Carlin and you, sir, are no George Carlin.

Legally, this lives in the same grey copyright area as everything else in AI right now. These things are trained on human-created content — dare I say it, “Art” — and then they regurgitate the average of what they learned. As an atheist, I guess I believe every person is the sum total of the things put into them and a person’s ideas are just a manifestation of that, and AI is doing more or less the same thing. I’m not sure I’m quite there yet, though. But still, interesting stuff. All this existential dread over machines that can’t quite understand context or fingers makes for good discourse.

Unfortunately, it’s mostly moot. Under the bright lights of The Legal Process©️, Dudesy the show has conceded that Dudesy the bot is actually just Dudesy the fictional character and the Carlin routine was entirely written by one of the Dudesy dudes. Weirdly, writing a bunch of jokes that sound like a robot doing an impression of George Carlin is a more artistic endeavour than making a robot do an impression of George Carlin, and they totally nailed it!

All of that said, I would probably not be okay if someone I loved was brought back from the dead in the most Black Mirror of ways. Kind of a dick move.

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More adventures in AI. / Someone finished Keith Haring’s finished unfinished work, Unfinished Painting, which also raises fun questions about humanity and art, but mostly people just got really mad about it. / A profile of Lucian Grainge, which looks at the music industry’s approach to AI. ❝Universal’s stock fell by roughly twenty per cent between February and mid-May, over concerns about generative A.I. eroding the value of its copyrights. (The stock has since recovered, and is near an all-time high.)❞ So everyone is clearly being reasonable. / The Taylor Swift Machine is mobilizing.

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Social Needia. / 📱 Daft Social, the anti-social social network for minimalists. / Perfectly Imperfect, which I’m using to try and understand the youngs. / Swipe right to add me to your professional network on LinkedIn. ❝The common thread for love-hijacked social-media sites is a single feature: DMs.❞

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Ed Zitron goes off. ❝There is no reason to be a “ techno-optimist ” because the tech industry has outright abused consumers to the point that existing online is a continual war against the internet itself.❞

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Play things. / 🧑‍🎨 An interview with Art But Make It Sports, the last good Twitter account. ❝If I were to find a similar scene but the person has their clothes on, it’s not going to hit.❞ Amen, mon frère. Amen. / 👾 The King Of Kong 2: Electric Peer Review. / Sarien.net, the authorized portal for reliving classic Sierra On-Line adventure games, and Web-Adventures.org for playing classic text games (via Things). / Inside the New York Times big bet on games. / 📻 DATPIFF has relaunched 50 TB of hip-hop mixtapes on the Internet Archive.

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Addendum to the previous. / Why music journalism is collapsing:

❝If people don’t listen to new music, they don’t need music reviews. And they don’t need interviews with rising stars. Or best of year lists. Or any of the other things music writers do for their readers.❞

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The call came from inside the algorithm. / The tyranny of the algo (or: why does every coffee shop look the same?) ❝They were authentic to the internet, particularly the 2010s internet of algorithmic feeds.❞ / Life in the algo (or: of course every coffee shop looks the same.) ❝That the Myspace model has won this war will come to many as a surprise, since the company lost its own battle against Facebook in the mid-aughts.❞‌

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Scenes from the web. / 👨‍🎤 Pitchfork identifies the age of shitpost modernism. ‌❝The greatest shitpost modernism seems to halt time.❞ / Platformer identifies Pitchfork’s killers. ‌❝Contemporary music culture is much more invested in fandoms than it is in criticism.❞ Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. / 🎞️ Free documentaries, free film noir and free public domain films. / Norman Jewison died. 📓 You are all singing, all dancing vibrations in the environment generating sensations in the body. ❝The idea struck Coleridge powerfully, prompting him to write a poem called “The Eolian Harp,” which is structured like the galaxy-brain meme, escalating in philosophical profundity with each stanza until it reaches its crescendo.❞ / A different poem I liked. / 👏 Remembering the Clapper and the genius who perfected selling crap on television. ❝The device did not work. Indeed, when people used it to control their TVs, it tended to short-circuit the set.❞ / 🎳 The greatest bowler in the world (possibly ever) throws with two hands, which a lot of people really, really hate and it’s sorta weird I’ve never heard of him before. ‌❝Kids who want to hook it like Belmo, who want to send the pins into concussion protocol.❞ / 🥘 Everyone is talking about Cooked.wiki. / 🌐 An internet map. / OldaVista, the most powerful guide to the old internet. (Related: Science proves Google kinda sucks now. / 🧑‍🎓 High School High, graphic design from vintage yearbooks.

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I used to blog and then I newslettered [FILE NOT FOUND!] and now I mostly sit around scratching my cat. I miss the internet.

I’m blogging again, I think. I kind of want to play with it, taking cues from the old versions of Pop Loser, the sites I stole from then, and a few sites that have kept on keeping on and I’d like to steal from now. I want it to be weird and esoteric. I want it to be fun and funny.

The best part: there’s no audience. Zero. Nobody knows this is here and it isn’t plugged into any kind of external social network. I have no tracking or site analytics installed.

Doesn’t that sound… nice?

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And now, the internet! / 🖼️ The Disappointed Tourist is a collection of paintings of places that no longer exist. / 🍪 The curious case of the disappearing Hydrox cookies. ❝According to company lore, the name stemmed from the elements of water — hydrogen and oxygen — chosen to symbolize the cookie’s cleanliness at a time when materials like chalk and plaster of Paris routinely appeared in baked goods.❞ Nailed it. / 📻 Annie Nightingale died. / The British Record Shop Archive. / I know some people who are real assholes about audio fidelity, but this guy pointlessly ruining his life building a stereo is the saddest thing ever. / 🎞️ The novelization of E.T. sounds great. ❝The movie treats E.T. as something like the children who befriend him, but in the novel we come to know that he is a creature beyond age and has been fulfilling his mission for eons.❞ / Galerie is a movie club with monthly guest curators. / 🐋 An escaped Russian spy whale really highlights how seriously we take whales. / 🖥️ Oodbye.

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Susan Sontag, 20 years ago: ❝There is shame as well as shock in looking at the close-up of a real horror. Perhaps the only people with the right to look at images of suffering of this extreme order are those who could do something to alleviate it, or those who could learn from it. The rest of us are voyeurs, whether or not we mean to be.❞ / Sarah Aziza, last week: ❝Bear witness, we tell ourselves as helplessness threatens to engulf us on our far end of the telescope. Bear witness, we say, yet three months into a livestreamed genocide, we must ask—what does all this looking do?❞

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Recent and uninteresting media diet. / 📚 Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens (Finished). Hadn’t read it before, but gave it a go after reading A Christmas Carol over the holidays. The cultural memory of this book is hilariously off — everything people talk about happens in the first 50 pages. / The Shakespeare Thefts by Eric Rasmussen (Abandoned.) / Albert Camus: A Life by Oliver Todd (Abandoned). Not sure why I tried—I never finish biographies. / Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O’Brien (Started). Reading with the kids. / Post Captain by Patrick O’Brian (Started). I’ve been meaning to get back to these books since Pandy Summer. / 📺 Night Court seasons 6–9. Any show that runs long enough becomes a caricature of its former self. / Doctor Who season 4 + the David Tennant season 4.5 specials. / Only Murders In the Building season 3. I think this is my favourite current show, but I don’t watch a lot of current shows. / The Wonder Years season 3. I started this before I learned Kevin Arnold is an IRL dick but now I’m committed. / 🍿 The Thing. The 11yo asked to watch this and I’ve never been so happy. / She Came to Me.

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A very nice thing you should read and buy. / An excerpt from Beauty and the Beat: ❝When the Go-Go’s heard Beauty and the Beat for the first time they cried, but they weren’t exactly tears of joy. They thought they were making a punk record.❞ Buy Friend Lisa’s new book about the Go-Go’s (or her other new book about the failures of pop culture).

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Pop Loser is a journal of innumerable confusions — an online collection of links, photos and field notes from Tyler Hellard beginning in January 2024. It’s like a log on the web—a weblog or “blog,” if you will. I’m still figuring it out.

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