: Pop Loser Vol. 4, No. 6 - Comfortably dumb (and other confusions) VOL 4, NO 6 ★ Comfortably dumb. / The problem is always people. Always. We are good at a lot of …
: More like Toronto Poo Jays, amirite?
: 🍿 Notting Hill / Possibly the greatest movie. 🍿 50 First Dates / More Rob Schneider than you …
: 📺 Only Murders In the Building (S4)
: 🍿 Starship Troopers / Matinee with the 12yo. “This is a strange movie.”
: 📺 Attack On Titan (S2) / Can’t stop, won’t stop.
: Now you’re just being ridiculous, New Yorker.
: 🍿 Damsel. / The 12yo thought it was great, the 9yo did not like the death and scary bits, my wife …
: Pop Loser Vol. 4, No. 5 - Thievery corporation (and other confusions) VOL 4, NO 5 ★ Thievery corporation. / As has been well established here, I am pro-piracy. This is …
: 📚 Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
: 🍿 The Bonfire of the Vanities
: Pop Loser Vol. 4, No. 4 - Before, During and (Quite Possibly) After the Fall, a mixtape VOL 4, NO 4 ★ Pod Loser. / Before, During and (Quite Possibly) After the Fall , a mixtape. (Podcast …
: 🍿 The Hunger Games / 9yo is now very into this
: Pop Loser Vol. 4, No. 3 - Reality Pee-Ve VOL 4, NO 3 ★ Reality Pee-Ve. / “I went and hung out with weirdos at a thing” has been my favourite …
: 📚 The New Analog by Damon Krukowski
: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon, amirite?
: Pop Loser Vol. 4, No. 2 - Kinky Willy, a mixtape VOL 4, NO 2 ★ Pod Loser. / Kinky Willy, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) Cassette via TapeDeck.org. ✖
: 🍿 Everything Everywhere All At Once
: Pop Loser Vol. 4, No. 1 Four the fecal, by the fecal VOL 4, NO 1 ★ Four the fecal, by the fecal. / I’m not interested in telling you how to live your …
: 📚 Whale Music by Paul Quarrington
: 📚 Forest Of Noise by Mosab Abu Toha
: 📚 Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte
: 📚 Challenger: A True Story of Heroism and Disaster on the Edge of Space by Adam Higginbotham
: I have been thinking almost exclusively about Sasquatch Sunset for 20 days now.
: 🍿 Invasion of the Body Snatchers
: 📚 The Wreckage by Michael Crummey
: Gonna try more books, less news for 2025. TAKE THAT, NEWS
: 📚 The Hundred Years' War on Palestine by Rashid Khalidi
: 📻 Every new song I liked in 2024.
: Pop Loser Vol. 0, No. 0 VOL 0, NO 0 ★ A Journal of Innumerable Confusions. / Pop Loser Vol. 1, 2, 3 / Mixtapes / RSS / …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 13 - 2024 Worst One Yet, a mixtape. VOL 3, NO 13 ☆ Pod Loser. / 2024: Worst One Yet, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) Cassette via …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 12 - Wrapper's delight (and other confusions) VOL 3, NO 12 ☆ Wrapper’s delight. / I’ve got one more mixtape coming and then I’m wrapping this …
: Today I learned that you can’t merge notes in Apple Notes, something I only discovered after …
: 📚 The Plot Against America by Philip Roth
: 🍿 Moana 2 / with Girl Guide troop 212
: If we’re gonna eat the rich with this level of ironic detachment, will it go faster or slower?
: 🍿 Nurcrackers / with sick 9yo.
: “This is a public square” and “But they have to make money somehow” are inherently conflicting …
: It’s one of those good nights where, from my position in bed, I can tilt my head slightly and see …
: Cannot look cool with this shit strapped to your face.
: So I guess we’re just gonna keep going with this thing where we have to pay monthly for every single …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 11 - The art of bore (and other confusions) VOL 3, NO 11 ☆ Art of bore. / I’ve been thinking about art a lot lately. Mostly it has been in a …
: Remember when we thought the web was going to be democratizing? Oops.
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 10 — Social needia (and other confusions) VOL 3, NO 10 ☆ Social needia. / Yes, I am on Bluesky. And Mastodon. And even Threads, although I …
: Oh, NOW I get why Threads is mostly milquetoast engagement bait. They actively jerk off our …
: No matter which social platform you settle on, never forget that each of us is only here to show …
: The CBC News feeds seem to be firing again. Now I’ll need to search for something new to be mad …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 9 — The banality of treacle (and other confusions) VOL 3, NO 9 ☆ Confusions. / 🔗 The banality of Pop Loser. ❝Recommendations online are ubiquitous—we …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 8 - Marshall On the Beach, a mixtape VOL 3, NO 8 ☆ Pod Loser. / Marshall On the Beach, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) Cassette via …
: I know one Domino’s employee who deserves a raise for their problem-solving skills.
: 📻 The CBC Music app has a film scores channel.
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 7 Feed me, CBCmour (and other confusions) VOL 3, NO 7 ☆ Two things I strongly believe in: public media and portable content. Which is why I'm …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 6 Radio killed the algo star (and other confusions) VOL 3, NO 6 ☆ Current internet trend: escaping the algorithm. From "the collapse of self-worth …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 5 Blue Sighs & Sunny Baes VOL 3, NO 5 ☆ Pod Loser. / Blue Sighs & Sunny Baes, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) Cassette via …
: Digital book pricing across borders is insane.
: When I’m in my 80s, I’m going to talk about the culture wars like it was ‘Nam.
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 4 VOL 3, NO 4 ☆ At some point we all agreed that open access to all human knowledge was a good thing …
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 3 Today, a mixtape VOL 3, NO 3 ☆ Pod Loser. / Today, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) Cassette via TapeDeck.org. ⇨
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 2 Facts & Matters, a mixtape VOL 3, NO 2 ☆ Pod Loser. / Facts & Matters, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) ⇨
: Pop Loser Vol. 3, No. 1 VOL 3, NO 1 ★ I used to know how computers work. If something broke, either inside my laptop or on …
: VOL 0, NO 0 VOL 0, NO 0 ★ A Journal of Innumerable Confusions. / Pop Loser Vol. 3 (in progress). Vol. 1, 2. / …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 10/ Food fight for thought (and other confusions) VOL 2, NO 10 ☆ This is officially a wrap on Volume 2. Sorry it went out with a whimper and not a …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 9 / I tamagotchu babe and other confusions. VOL 2, NO 9 ☆ I tamagotchu babe... / I recently cut my phone back to the bone, deleting any and …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 8 - Call Me, a mixtape. VOL 2, NO 8 ☆ Pod Loser. / Call Me, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) ⇨
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 7 VOL 2, NO 7 ☆ Apologies for the posting gap. I had better things to do, none of which were …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 6 VOL 2, NO 6 ☆ ⇩ Quoth the penguin (and other confusions). / 🍿 Streaming media in prison is like …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 5 VOL 2, NO 5 ☆ There is a type of dystopian fiction where garish advertising is embedded in the …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 4 VOL 2, NO 4 ☆ Pod Loser. / Alone Together, a mixtape. (Podcast feed.) ⇨
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 3 VOL 2, NO 3 ☆ I put these posts together using a running text file on my phone, which I then …
: Pop Loser Vol 2., No. 2 VOL 2, NO 2 ☆ Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate. I hope you like blue cheese. ⇩ Pod …
: Pop Loser Vol. 2, No. 1 VOL 2, NO 1 ★ Et two? / There is no rhyme or reason to the volume structure here other than I like …
: Someone didn’t get the note from licensing.
: Pop Loser Vol. 1, No. 12 VOL 1, NO 12 ☆ Pod Loser. / Slacker, a mixtape. ⇩ End notes. / That’s a wrap on Vol. 1—I have …
: When someonee dies, is there a race among Wikipedia editors to rewrite the entry in past tense? Or …
: Pop Loser Vol 1 No 11 VOL 1, NO 11 ☆ Pirates are in this year. / Many, many years ago while visiting my …
: I think about news alerts a lot.
: We need to talk about how bad reading websites is on phones.
: Pop Loser Vol. 1, No. 10 VOL 1, NO 10 ☆ What was Vice? / If a tree falls in the woods and someone pulps it into a 90s’ …
: Great moments in 2024 media.
: Pod Loser Ep. 2, Space Space, a mixtape.
: Pop Loser Vol. 1 No. 9 VOL 1, NO 9 ☆ Pod Loser. / Love, a mixtape. (I’m gonna make more of these. Here’s the podcast …
: Pod Loser Ep. 1, Love Love, a mixtape.
: Pop Loser 01.08 VOL 1, NO 8 ☆ Art fool confidential. / The story of the very real and authenticated Basquiats found …
: Pop Loser 01.07 VOL 1, NO 7 ☆ ⇨
: Pop Loser 01.06 VOL 1, NO 6 ☆ Apopalyptic. / 📚 That scathing Elon Musk review everyone is sharing. ❝What is a book, …
: Pop Loser 01.05 VOL 1, NO 5 ☆ 📰 The only way to save journalism is public funding. ❝‘Creative destruction,’ so …
: Pop Loser 01.04 VOL 1, NO 4 ☆ Artificial inelegance. / Do androids dream of a sociology final about to begin even …
: Pop Loser 01.03 VOL 1, NO 3 ☆ ⇩ Social Needia. / 📱 Daft Social, the anti-social social network for minimalists. …
: Pop Loser 01.02(5) VOL 1, NO 2.5 ☆ Addendum to the previous. / Why music journalism is collapsing: ❝If people don’t …
: Pop Loser 01.02 VOL 1, NO 2 ☆ ⇩ The call came from inside the algorithm. / The tyranny of the algo (or: why does …
: Pop Loser 01.01 VOL 1, NO 1 ★ I used to blog and then I newslettered [FILE NOT FOUND!] and now I mostly sit around …
: Pop Loser 0.1 Vol. 0, No. 1 ★ Pop Loser is a journal of innumerable confusions — an online collection of links, …
: 📰 The Year We Stopped Being Able to Pretend About Trump // The New Yorker DeSantis, despite the …
: 📰 The Truth Is Out There // Atavist A father’s disappearance, dark family secrets, and the hunt for …
: 🍿 Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)
: 🍿 A Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
: ⚱️ The lives they lived 2023 // NYT
: 📚 Standard Ebooks Standard Ebooks is a volunteer-driven project that produces new editions of …
: 📰 Goodbye to all that harassment Many of the things that make Twitter so toxic are the same things …
: ©️ Entering the public domain in 2024.
: 🍿 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
: 🍿 Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
: 🧠 LEGO models of famous psychological experiments as imagined by AI.
: 🍿 The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)
: 🎧 ‘Everyone Knows That,’ the song everyone is looking for and nobody can find. There’s no end to …
: 🪐 NASA+ free streaming service.
: 🍿 Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)
: 🍿 Village of the Damned (1960)
: 🍿 The Magnificent Seven (2016)
: 🍿 The Thing That Came From Another World (1951)
: 🍿 Run Silent, Run Deep (1958)
: I used to run DJs from their hotel to an afterhours club every Friday night until the wee hours of …
: 🕰️ I will never know precisely what time it is again. For more than 80 years the beeps and tones of …
: 👾 _Save Mary, an Atari 2600 game that was late in development when the system was killed, is getting …
: 🛑 33 minutes of songs that stop on the word “stop.”
: 🎨 The original Bob Ross can be yours for $10 million.
: 📺 Turn-On, the show that was cancelled half way through its first episode but is actually weirdly …
: 💥 All The Nib magazines are free to download The Nib is wrapping up ten years of publishing and …
: 🖼️ The Louvre Is Thrilled to Announce It Is Rebranding to “UVR”. Art is stale in an age of …
: 📰 The death of Google Reader 10 years later. To executives, Google Reader may have seemed like a …
: 🪦 Astrud Gilberto died. Ms. Gilberto enjoyed a four-decade recording career, cutting albums with …
: 📈 Presentations and pitch decks by the largest business failures and corporate frauds.
: 🍿The Map Of Tiny Perfect Things (2021)
: 💬 My wife to my daughter just now: Mostly people subscribe to magazines. It’s only recently …
: 🎧 Every sample from Paul’s Boutique.
: 👾 Mega Man X, tragic hero. X is the rare example of a tragic video game hero, one who is deeply …
: 📚 Attack on Titan by Hajime Isayama
: Monday Link Dump Monday Link Dump A collection of links saved and tagged on my Pinboard over the last three weeks. 🎙 …
: 📚 A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
: 🎸 On tour with Pavement. For those of us who grew up in a cul-de-sac with standard-speed …
: 🍿 The Usual Suspects (1995)
: 🖋️ Been awhile since I had a byline, but turns out I’m still alive and inside the new issue of …
: 🍆 The World’s Biggest Penis is also the world’s biggest image because of course it is. …
: 🐦 On the 8th day god killed Twitter and it was good. Yet there is something fundamental in our …
: 🤖 Stable Attribution identifies the images used to train AI when it creates something …
: ♟️ ChatGPT plays chess against Stockfish and it gets weird.
: Friday Link Dump Friday Link Dump 🧩 This Guy Noticed Jigsaw Puzzle Companies Use The Same Patterns, So He Made Some …
: 📓 Highlights: Casino Royale by Ian Fleming You see,' he said, still looking down at his bandages, …
: 📚 Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
: 🧵 A thread about 25 years of Absolut Vodka ads. With the wave of artist collaborations, the …
: I spend a lot of time thinking about the decisions that go into push notifications.
: 🤖 Jailbreaking ChatGPT by convincing (by threatening) it to pretend it isn’t ChatGPT.
: I used to understand the internet, but this is gobbledygook to me.
: 📰 Tracing the origins of lorem ipsum. So until someone digs up an earlier example, the best working …
: No Power in the 'Verse 🥽 We’re already living inside the metaverse and it’s a special kind of dystopian awful. …
: 🪗 What is #corecore? The hashtag has racked up 30 million views in the few months that it’s been a …
: 👨🚀 2001 directed by George Lucas.
: 📺 How old is too old to be using your parents' Netflix password? It’s complicated. My family …
: 💩 I’ve been sitting on linking to the very good Cory Doctorow thing from last week because I …
: 📸 Another year of weirdo school photos.
: 🤖 You can now text with dead people. More info here: If you want to talk to Adolf Hitler, …
: 🐦 Twitter officially pulls the plug on third-party clients. But the company’s suggestion that …
: 📓 Highlights: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde There is no such thing as a moral or an …
: 🖖 Ten Forward is the best thing to ever come out of Scarborough.
: Friday Link Dump 🔗 Misc Links ★ All Things AI - The Complete Resource Of Artificial Intelligence Tools & Services …
: 📚 Casino Royale by Ian Fleming
: 🎹 Nick Cave on Chat GPT lyrics “in the style of Nick Cave.” Since its launch in …
: 🐦 Craig Hockenberry on the end of Twitterific and other third-party apps. What bothers me about …
: 🎞️ Movies That Would More or Less Scan the Same But Arguably Make for More Interesting Replacements …
: 🗞️ NeimanLab’s media predictions for 2023. I worry that all of this will make the media …
: 🤖 The problem with AI is the same problem as with everything else: it’s people and our rich …
: 🏬 The rise and fall of the mall. The mall is beautiful and soothing, but its pursuit of profit …
: ©️ Canada joins other countries in extending its copyright protection to a laughably stupid 70 years …
: Friday Link Dump 🔗 Misc Links ★ Argos Catalogues | Retromash #links/archive #links/collection ★ Jason Shulman - …
: 📚The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
: ⌛Time is an illusion. Except for us humans who use it to rigidly run our lives. The time from this …
: 🚀 A history of the personal jetpack, which we still don’t have. In the opening sequence of …
: 📚 The Marshall Project has collected data on the books banned in state prisons.
: 🎄 What Gen Z got for Xmas based on TikTok videos. There was unsurprisingly a lot of overlap between …
: 🍑 On r/AmITheAsshole, one of the last honest and true places on the web. AITA serves a tremendous …
: 🍿The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
: 🍿Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
: 🖨️ Got a printer. Made some prints. First run was supposed to be a test but was wildly successful. …
: 🍿Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022)
: 📻 Electric cars may bring about the end of AM radio. “Rather than frustrate customers with inferior …
: 🎞️ Why does all the “eat the rich” satire look the same? Even the phrase “eat the rich” …
: 🎧 The problem with Spotify Wrapped. It’s a social trend that rises each year and cuts through …
: 🎨 China’s Van Goghs: The Village That Paints Thousands Of Fakes A Year
: ⚾ A tremendous injustice has finally been corrected: Crime Dog is going to the Hall of Fame.
: 🕹️ Final Soldier (2 min) 250,600
: 🔗 Misc Links ★ Futurepedia - The Largest AI Tools Directory | Home #links/collection #links/ai ★ …
: 🐦 A writer leaves Twitter, New Yorker version. Participating in Twitter—with its world-spanning …
: 🧩 The new Wordle editor is ruining Wordle. Folks (FOLKS), I do not want a punny Wordle. Wordle …
: 📕 “Gaslighting” is the word of the year. I watch a lot of old sitcoms, and while I know …
: 📺 Saïd Sayrafiezadeh finally watched Seinfeld. It occurred to me, in my humorless state, that the …
: 🎨 Where we are with art and AI is probably quite a bit further than you thought. Seriously, …
: 📺 Sports Night (TV Series 1998‑2000)
: 🍷 Is wine fake? Maybe! Obviously wine is not fake: There is certainly a real drink made from …
: 🔗 This week’s links 🪐 Planetary Photo Journal Collection | Internet Archive #links/space 📇 …
: 🖋️ At the Joan Didion Estate Sale | The Paris Review If an estate sale normally saps meaning from …
: ⏳ Why doesn’t physics help us to understand the flow of time? | Aeon Essays It’s possible that our …
: 🐦 Twitter’s potential collapse could wipe out vast swathes of recent human history | MIT …
: 📰 ‘Goncharov’: The Fake Scorcese Film You Haven’t Seen — Or Have You? | The New York Times As of …
: 🦃 American Movie: Thanksgiving
: 📚 LORD OF THE RINGS. by J. R. R. TOLKIEN
: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
: This Week's Links 🎵 Daft Science | Coins 📰 Twitter and dating: What it was like to meet men in the DMs. As the chaos …
: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
: Very sick of my sick children.
: 📚 All Our Relations US Edition by Tanya Talaga
: 🍿Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
: 🍿Back to the Future Part III (1990)
: I’m taking you not inviting me into your Discord more personally than I took you not inviting me …
: Weekly Links 🔗 Ian’s Tweet Museum #links/twitter #links/archive CtrlAlt.CC 🦩 #links/web #links/tools …
: 🍿The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
: Twitter hasn’t been this fun since the Queen died.
: Weekly Links 🔗 Lambiek Comiclopedia #links/comics #links/artists Portable Bluetooth Turntable | AT-SB2022 | …
: The Globe & Mail cares a little too much about what’s going on in my bedroom.
: 📚 The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon
: 📚Planet of Slums by Mike Davis
: 🍿Back to the Future Part II (1989)
: 🍿*Batteries Not Included (1987)
: 🍿Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
: Never thought I’d have to mute the word “lettuce,” but here we are.
: 🍿The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
: 📚Mary Jane by Jessica Anya Blau
: While the Queen (the lady) jokes were mostly on point, this Queen (the band) slander is fucking …
: âI donât care. Itâs your picture day. Wear whatever you want.â ð¤·ââï¸
: Live the sort of life that will have the internet memeing your death in real-time.
: Get the fuck out of my house.
: Some personal news: I’m now a Coke Zero guy.
: 🍿Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
: 📻 “120 Minutes” full archive youtube.com/playlist
: One More Try – an experimental skate video from Najeeb Tarazi on Vimeo.
: 📚 Hard Times by Charles Dickens
: While Americans are all mad about HBO Max, can we talk about how absolutely horseshit it is that CBC …
: What exactly is “that dawg” and why do I want it “in me?”
: 🍿 Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
: Someone build a popular service for naming and shaming companies that don’t send you an email …
: 📷 Dining at The Fancy Bistro.
: Still reeling from the news that there are multiple competitive Quiddich organizations.
: 💬 Oh, God—the lives people try to lead. Oh, God—what a world they try to lead them in. -Mother …
: 🕹 Night Striker 12,611,010 (Stage G)
: 🔗 Rage Against the Machine - Live at Alpine Valley - 2022.07.09 Full Show - YouTube
: 📷 Camping at Rocky Mountain House
: 🕹 BurgerTime 50,350 My kingdom for one more pepper.
: 🕹 Galaga 105,860 I’ve been playing for a couple weeks trying to crack 100,000 points. Looked up the …
: 🍿 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
: New phone ended my Wordle streak at 169. 🫡
: 📚 Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut
: She has started dressing like Zelda Fitzgerald.
: Sent them back. Whatâs the worst that could happen.
: Drunk on the view. And also whisky. (Photo by @markheard2000
: She prefers to write in the mornings.
: Max 10 people. 2M distance. Outdoors. No heavy breathing. Have I got the game for you.
: Finally ordered the school photos.
: Hereâs a little girl blissfully unaware of the childhood sheâs not getting. Itâs both sweet …
: This is why she always ends up in my goddamn bed.
: Figured out how to get the 8yo to play more chess with me.
: Just because you canât trick or treat doesnât mean you canât look rad. (Costumes by …
: Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday
: Home improvements in 2020 are fucked up.
: First day at Dystopia Elementary.
: Last day of summer ice cream.
: Started ticking these off every morning when school was cancelled. Guess I can stop for a bit now.
: Wiffle day. Here is @heyturnerâs daughter making him look stupid.
: How do you tell that to fuck off and go to sleep already itâs like eleven oâclock the fuck is …
: We have expanded our circle a bit and for the first time in 73 days, Thea has a playmate. I cannot …
: Heâs Calvin and Hobbesing under an apple tree.
: Sidewalk is getting replaced. Easily gonna be like 9 time units killed.
: If anyone sees my kids, tell them to fuck off.
: I introduced Calvin & Hobbes books a few days ago and itâs become a major time unit killer.
: Converted the fort in the backyard into a spaceship using broken shit from my garage. Successfully …
: shoveover made me a mask. The hat, on the other hand, is a lifestyle choice.
: Weâve decided to try and make money via backyard wrestling.
: Sick of sidewalks and river paths so weâve started using the alleys for our daily walk.
: The quiet isnât always so bad.
: Happy National Siblings Day to my brother John, pictured here with some girl.
: Have you ever tried to explain to a 4yo why they canât lick everything?
: Todayâs phys ed class: dig a hole. Iâm out of ideas.
: Heâs trying to will the ball into my goal with his mind.
: And on the afternoon of the 11th day… we fucked off entirely.
: Mo Willems art at lunch has become the high point of our day.
: Sheâs pretty when she talks about art.
: Off to daycare to fuck up some of the other kids with body slams and elbow drops.
: Watching Xmas movies in full holiday dress.
: I donât get all my kids together often, but I milk it when I do.
: Some friends and I made some shirts.
: Sheâs babysitting so I can watch baseball.
: Every goddamn night these two end up in our bed. In case youâre wondering why weâre so tired.
: My chewing brings all the ladies.
: And this oneâs about rock ‘n’ roll and comic books and bubble gum.
: Thoril Garfunkel rides again.
: Itâs hard to explain, but this was requested, @rhondahellard built it and in a couple hours we are …
: Mother Corping never gets old.
: I looked outside to find him teaching her how to hit. â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
: He watched the Goosebumps movies and decided he needed to write a scary book but could only do it …
: Guess who has a hotel room tonight?
: -What am I? -I donât know. Bubble monster? -No. Iâm Wonder Woman.
: Great school photo or greatest school photo?
: âItâs too many bubbles,â I said. âThen Iâll see you in hell,â she replied.
: We have achieved a new level of weird here.
: Canât believe nobody has posted pictures of the new library on the internet yet.
: Got some fall ball in yesterday.
: They made fucking jerseys and my friends are better than your friends.
: When it snows, we donât complain. We stick out our goddamned tongues!
: Bought the cat a snack for my 11th anniversary.
: He tells me heâs trying to build a robot that thinks exactly like him.
: She walks everywhere with more determination than I walk anywhere.
: The other parents at the playground were deeply concerned that I swung her to death.
: New day brings new vacation challenges.
: I guess you could say he… ð …bit off more than he could chew.
: I mean, she could fucking share it.
: Arenât you a little short?
: Waving to mom because they donât know how live TV works.
: Have you met my daughter, Annie Hall?
: Iâm going to have to explain to him later that he isnât a lefty.
: So I have to wear these now. ð¤
: The weird thing is that he canât read.
: âDo you want to know how I got these scars?â
: Barbarabudd likes to get herself on the top bunk and under blankets. Always a surprise to the 5yo.
: The 5yo is passive aggressive af.
: She insists on holding the bat and the glove while watching the game.
: This is gonna look so gnarly once the stitches are in and the bruising starts to show.
: Someone thought the kitchen lights were too bright this morning.
: I just told her mum is in New York for three days.
: Sure, this looks cute, but sheâs fantastically terrible at Connect Four.
: As a writer who doesnât write very often, itâs been a fun week.
: What a delightful legal document this is.
: 2nd place in my fantasy baseball league gets you a gift certificate to @ebbetsvintage. I come in …
: Still excelling at my weekend.
: Getting in touch with their Island roots. And jellyfish. Touching all the jellyfish.
: Hanging out on the money boat.
: I’m at a bar to watch baseball with my friends. So I made buttons.
: This one was also sick all weekend. And then she needed chocolate, I guess.
: I have no idea whose kid number four is.
: Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
: Teen Titans Going #calgarycomicexpo
: Don’t let the fact that she doesn’t know how to hold the bat fool you. This kid can …
: The 1yo would like me to know that is a duck. The 4yo would like me to know the 1yo doesn’t …
: Getting some laps in before bed.
: Do you think she keeps putting food on her head because she loves baths?
: Looking at some nature. (Okay, we’re next to a tennis court, but there’s a tree and a …
: My outstanding pitching form as captured by @findmarlow.
: I’ve been dreading this. She now knows the fridge opens.
: Giant pillow vagina thing because Beakerhead.
: Baller. (And my last hope of producing a lefty pitcher child.)
: We finally went up the damn thing.
: Photo of a boy taking a photo of a door.
: Something something nymphéas.
: This is legal here. #fatheroftheyear
: So drinking cereal milk from the bowl is basically instinctive?
: He’s trying to work out how many licks to the centre of the Tootsie Pop.
: 24 hours old and still skeptical. Atta girl.
: findmarlow gave me an apron.
: He calls this his serious face.
: Did he a) get into the cherries or b) murder a small animal with his face?
: The ultra-rare Inglewood river parrot.
: THERE IS A TV IN MY HOTEL BATHROOM MIRROR AND THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT?
: The incident with the bubbles.
: When 2-year-olds play soccer, the subtleties of some rules are a bit lost on them.
: I can’t listen to any more goddamn Pingu.
: He’s behind this birthday cake for lunch idea.
: My old Cabbage Patch Kid is his new favourite thing.
: For the x-ray to be successful, we must first take your dignity.
: He only looks like he’s being helpful.
: Big brother, little brother.
: Dome-ward Bound. Go #Flames.
: A caffeinated @kathelemon is a happy @kathelemon.