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  • → 7:42 PM, Dec 20
  • This is why she always ends up in my goddamn bed.

    → 8:30 PM, Dec 10
  • Figured out how to get the 8yo to play more chess with me.

    → 3:57 PM, Nov 23
  • Just because you can’t trick or treat doesn’t mean you can’t look rad.

    (Costumes by @rhondahellard)

    → 2:34 PM, Oct 31
  • → 5:14 PM, Oct 20
  • Steampunking.

    → 1:23 PM, Sep 26
  • Not even Iowa.

    → 4:30 PM, Sep 20
  • Taming the mighty Bow.

    → 9:14 PM, Sep 5
  • Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday

    → 10:06 PM, Sep 4
  • Home improvements in 2020 are fucked up.

    → 12:59 PM, Sep 4
  • First day at Dystopia Elementary.

    → 7:48 AM, Sep 1
  • Last day of summer ice cream.

    → 6:20 PM, Aug 31
  • Started ticking these off every morning when school was cancelled. Guess I can stop for a bit now.

    → 6:35 AM, Aug 31
  • → 6:30 PM, Aug 20
  • Spumoni.

    → 2:37 PM, Aug 19
  • Fucking nature and stuff.

    → 4:41 PM, Jul 10
  • A day without brothers.

    → 2:32 PM, Jun 29
  • Wiffle day. Here is @heyturner’s daughter making him look stupid.

    → 5:11 PM, Jun 28
  • How do you tell that to fuck off and go to sleep already it’s like eleven o’clock the fuck is wrong with you

    → 9:43 PM, Jun 17
  • We have expanded our circle a bit and for the first time in 73 days, Thea has a playmate. I cannot overstate how huge that is.

    → 2:37 PM, May 27
  • She was inspired.

    → 12:02 PM, May 25
  • He’s Calvin and Hobbesing under an apple tree.

    → 11:50 AM, May 25
  • → 6:08 PM, May 17
  • Sidewalk is getting replaced. Easily gonna be like 9 time units killed.

    → 11:30 AM, May 15
  • If anyone sees my kids, tell them to fuck off.

    → 1:35 PM, May 2
  • I introduced Calvin & Hobbes books a few days ago and it’s become a major time unit killer.

    → 10:57 AM, May 1
  • Space man.

    → 9:46 AM, May 1
  • Converted the fort in the backyard into a spaceship using broken shit from my garage. Successfully killed 7 time units.

    → 12:48 PM, Apr 30
  • shoveover made me a mask. The hat, on the other hand, is a lifestyle choice.

    → 3:54 PM, Apr 29
  • We’ve decided to try and make money via backyard wrestling.

    → 2:00 PM, Apr 29
  • Look at this stoic asshole.

    → 1:09 PM, Apr 15
  • → 11:12 AM, Apr 15
  • Sick of sidewalks and river paths so we’ve started using the alleys for our daily walk.

    → 10:09 AM, Apr 15
  • The quiet isn’t always so bad.

    → 12:49 PM, Apr 13
  • Happy National Siblings Day to my brother John, pictured here with some girl.

    → 3:43 PM, Apr 10
  • I absolutely wrecked him.

    → 2:17 PM, Mar 31
  • Have you ever tried to explain to a 4yo why they can’t lick everything?

    → 11:31 AM, Mar 31
  • Destroyer of worlds.

    → 10:46 AM, Mar 31
  • Today’s phys ed class: dig a hole. I’m out of ideas.

    → 12:33 PM, Mar 30
  • He’s trying to will the ball into my goal with his mind.

    → 6:54 AM, Mar 30
  • And on the afternoon of the 11th day… we fucked off entirely.

    → 12:47 PM, Mar 26
  • Mo Willems art at lunch has become the high point of our day.

    → 11:02 AM, Mar 25
  • When screen o’clock hits.

    → 2:53 PM, Mar 20
  • → 9:05 AM, Mar 19
  • → 11:21 AM, Mar 16
  • Wednesday in the dungeon.

    → 9:09 PM, Mar 11
  • She’s pretty when she talks about art.

    → 2:08 PM, Feb 14
  • Off to daycare to fuck up some of the other kids with body slams and elbow drops.

    → 8:14 AM, Feb 13
  • I lost. (She cheats.)

    → 7:28 PM, Feb 3
  • → 4:48 PM, Jan 1
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