We have achieved a new level of weird here.

Movie night.

Can’t believe nobody has posted pictures of the new library on the internet yet.

Wizard.

Got some fall ball in yesterday.

Halloweenies.

They made fucking jerseys and my friends are better than your friends.

Cereal side eye.

When it snows, we don’t complain. We stick out our goddamned tongues!

Bought the cat a snack for my 11th anniversary.

He tells me he’s trying to build a robot that thinks exactly like him.

She walks everywhere with more determination than I walk anywhere.

The other parents at the playground were deeply concerned that I swung her to death.

New day brings new vacation challenges.

Beach bums.

I guess you could say he… 😎 …bit off more than he could chew.

I did an outside.

I mean, she could fucking share it.

Folk fested out.

Enjoying the fest of folk.

Aren’t you a little short?

Waving to mom because they don’t know how live TV works.

Super duper.

Have you met my daughter, Annie Hall?

Kanye Best.

Chessing.

They are a bit… tart.

Impromptu game of catch.

I’m going to have to explain to him later that he isn’t a lefty.

Odysseying.

New office, new desk.

So I have to wear these now. 🤓

Bath and a good book.

Style guru.

❤️

The weird thing is that he can’t read.

Peppa punk.

“Do you want to know how I got these scars?”

💯

Yep.

Bacon.

Barbarabudd likes to get herself on the top bunk and under blankets. Always a surprise to the 5yo.

The 5yo is passive aggressive af.

She insists on holding the bat and the glove while watching the game.

Breakfast of champions.

This is gonna look so gnarly once the stitches are in and the bruising starts to show.

Kurt on the shelf.

Swingers.

I have a what on my where?

Someone thought the kitchen lights were too bright this morning.

I have no idea.

I just told her mum is in New York for three days.

Flight school.