Sure, this looks cute, but she’s fantastically terrible at Connect Four.

As a writer who doesn’t write very often, it’s been a fun week.

What a delightful legal document this is.

Tis the season.

2nd place in my fantasy baseball league gets you a gift certificate to @ebbetsvintage. I come in second basically every year.

Beastie.

They screamed part deux.

Still excelling at my weekend.

In her natural habitat.

Getting in touch with their Island roots. And jellyfish. Touching all the jellyfish.

Hanging out on the money boat.

River life.

I’m at a bar to watch baseball with my friends. So I made buttons.

This one was also sick all weekend. And then she needed chocolate, I guess.

I have no idea whose kid number four is.

Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

She stole a hat.

Bus stop Baymax.

Teen Titans Going #calgarycomicexpo

Movie night.

Don’t let the fact that she doesn’t know how to hold the bat fool you. This kid can mash.

The 1yo would like me to know that is a duck. The 4yo would like me to know the 1yo doesn’t have a penis.

I was fucking adorable. TBT

We make our own fun.

World’s Greatest Tag Team